Girl: what's the first thing you notice when you look at another girl?
Boy: that it's not you.
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Person 1: Can you be mine?
Person 2: no
Person 1: did you understand what I just said?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: then repeat it.
Person 2: can you be mine?
Person 1: oh yeah sure why not!
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P1: how many letters are in the alphabet?
P2: 26 why?
P1: eh? I though there was 21
P2: nope! 26
P1: oh I must of missed u r a q t
(I know iv already used that term before buuuuut like, I think it's still cute T^T
Soo mmmm *pokes tongues out*
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I want to wrap you in my arms
Like a warm burrito
Be. My. BURRITO.
(Haha lol)
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(Say this one on a hot day)
What do you and the weather have in common?
Your both hot.
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Hey you can put your Armin my
Jeans any time
(AOT. Attack on titans pick up line)
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Ily: I love you
Ilysm: I love you so much
Dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne:
Don't lecture me Obi-wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom and security to my new empire.
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