The ultimate pick up lines

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Part 100

Hi my name is [say your name], but you can call me tonight



If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction




Don't tell me if you want me to take me for dinner, just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no





Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?




You know what else you'd look really beautiful in? My arms

Aaawwww!!!



Hi my friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think im cute








Dirty!

I couldn't help it! I had to put this in











Are you looking for good sex?
[no]
Well you've come to the right place









Not dirty


Hey guys so thanks for reading!





I'm gonna continue this book btw
Peace~☆

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