Potato pick up lines!
If you were a potato
You'd be a hot potato
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Tato made you some bacon
But it went missing.
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P1: are you feeling down?
P2: yea
P1: hear... you can hug meh potato
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If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato.
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Mum: your so beautiful sweetie
Dad: if any boy asks you out, I'm coming for him
Grandparents: your so gorgeous, guys must be all over you.
Friends of parents: your going to break a lot of hearts.
Brother: your pretty now shut up.
Friends: aw your so pretty I'm jealous.
Crush: why is that potato looking at me?
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