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Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!

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Are you a mountain? Cause I can't get over you

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Marry

Marry who?

Marry me

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Do you like cats? Because you can take meowt on a date

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Are you from Ireland because Irish you were naked

XXDDD

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Are you Australian because I see you meet all of my koalafications

Far out lol haha 😂

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If nothing lasts for ever will you be my nothing?

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Are you made from copper and tellurium because your CuTe

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Do you like Harry Potter because you can slytherin my bed

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I'm so sorry guys but o have to put this one in here 🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ok here it is






I wish I was toilet spear so o could touch you butt



Hahaha oh no ( facepalm )

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I hope you enjoyed this part

~ PEACE! ✌️

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