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I'd make one hell of a date
~ Sebastian
[black butler]

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When I see you I get a blood noes that even soul would be proud of.
- soul eater

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You must be honey, cause your sweeter than cake.
-honey senpia
Oran high school host club

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You have two choices:
You can either be mine
or make me yours

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Okay this is kinda dirty so just a warning for those who have asked for one















Your boobs must be made of sand
Because I want to bury my head in them

- an ostrich












**************not dirty***************


You: hey let's play something.

Person: ok sure what do you want to play?

You: something, anything, just not hide and seek

Person: why not hide and seek?

You: because a boy like you is hard to find.

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You:: can you be mine? >~<

Person: no

You: do you understand what I just said?

Person: yes

You: then repeat it.

Person: can you be mine?

You: oh sure, why not :)

Person: ....fffffluffikins

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