Excuse me?...Hi I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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God gave us two ears, two eyes, two arms, two hands, two legs but only one heart and he wanted me to find you and tell you that you are the second one.
(Aaaaawwwwww)
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May I have the distinguished honour and privilege of sitting next to you?
