pardon me//phan au

six - "new inconveniences"

this whole chapter is just going to be messages sorry m8 -author

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danhowell91: hey guys i'm finally here

sprinkleofglitr: dan!!

caspar-lee: oh hey dan you missed everything

danhowell91: well srry phil came home with me n

sprinkleofglitr: did he kiss you ;)

danhowell91: wait how did u know

caspar-lee: wow you move fast

danhowell91: hey he did it first

sprinkleofglitr: can you like xplain everything

caspar-lee: aren't we telling him about what we heard in class?

sprinkleofglitr: shhh

sprinkleofglitr: i need 2 know about dan's love life

danhowell91: he came over right

sprinkleofglitr: yea

danhowell91: my mom was like "i kno u ur the guy on dan's wrist"

sprinkleofglitr: ooo

caspar-lee: ooo

danhowell91: we went to my room and

danhowell91: i asked him if he knew all along

caspar-lee: ooo

danhowell91: he apparently did///,?,,??

danhowell91: it was bc of a sappy note i dropped smh

sprinkleofglitr: i can imagine you doing it tbh

caspar-lee: ooo

danhowell91: then my stupid mouth asked if he returned the same feelings

sprinkleofglitr: did he?

danhowell91: no

caspar-lee: was the kiss forced then

danhowell91: i'm getting there wait

sprinkleofglitr: ok

danhowell91: he showed me his blank wrist and i started giving him this long speech about how i'm worthless

sprinkleofglitr: oh

danhowell91: then he's like

danhowell91: 'ur special 2 me i care about u'

danhowell91: and he kissed me

caspar-lee: i really want that relationship

sprinkleofglitr: huh

sprinkleofglitr: he's supposed to not return the feelings?

caspar-lee: which brings us to our actual conversation topic

danhowell91: ik it's so weird

danhowell91: i feel like this is a rare case of the phenomenon

caspar-lee: wow all of you are ignoring me

sprinkleofglitr: you know what's more rare? what we just found out in class.

caspar-lee: i was just talking about that

danhowell91: i'm listening

caspar-lee: do you know troye, tyler and connor?

danhowell91: yeah

sprinkleofglitr: poor troye is faced with a difficult situation.

caspar-lee: he's got two names.

danhowell91: wait what?

sprinkleofglitr: he has two wrists with two names on each one.

caspar-lee: this phenomenon gets out of hand sometimes

sprinkleofglitr: what's worse is that connor and tyler don't know about it

caspar-lee: they do

danhowell91: that's inconvenient for troye

sprinkleofglitr: i really hope it gets sorted out soon

caspar-lee: i just realized

caspar-lee: FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

danhowell91: it's conspiracy night

sprinkleofglitr: yeah

sprinkleofglitr: ever since the phenomenon broke out in the late 1800's, many people found flaws in the system.

danhowell91: i remember when people started getting same gender soulmates in the late 90's and that broke out

caspar-lee: and when people had trouble figuring out their soulmate because they had the most generic names

sprinkleofglitr: now there's over 1600+ names and they're unique so that's not a problem anymore

caspar-lee: remember when the phenomenon had a flaw and named your biggest enemy on your wrist.

danhowell91: guess that's how both world wars started and ended

sprinkleofglitr: well now we have someone in the group who has their soulmate

caspar-lee: let me change the group chat from noot noot to conspiracy group

sprinkleofglitr: who even named it that last week?

caspar-lee: dan

danhowell91: oops

' caspar-lee has changed the group chat name to conspiracy group™ '

sprinkleofglitr: this is so confusing

danhowell91: i'm eating dinner while thinking the deep questions with all of u guys

caspar-lee: honestly this is weird

danhowell91: do u think phil's just a flaw in the system, what if he's my greatest enemy?

sprinkleofglitr: it's unlikely

caspar-lee: i think our biology has improved from before to even make mistakes

danhowell91: i hope so

sprinkleofglitr: also there's a sickness that's caused by the phenomenon itself

caspar-lee: it's taken a lot of people in the recent years

sprinkleofglitr: they call it as 'toxic love syndrome'

caspar-lee: care to explain?

sprinkleofglitr: it's when a normal healthy human being meets an unusual person who never gets the name

caspar-lee: huh that's odd

danhowell91: so it's caused by having the wrong person loving you?

sprinkleofglitr: you did say phil didn't have your name

danhowell91: yeah but it's not like i'm going to die

sprinkleofglitr: you say that but

caspar-lee: if you feel anything wrong with your body make sure to call a doctor

danhowell91: sure thing lmao

sprinkleofglitr: wow we were at it for an hour, i'm going to shower. you two should sleep.

danhowell91: sure thing

caspar-lee: nah i'm talking with joe

danhowell91: have fun m8

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THAT WAS SO LONG HOPE YOU ENJOYED ;) -author