Yandere Simulator One Shots (Completed)

32: Dank Memes

OML this can't be a serious suggestion, can it? Well, I'm going to do it anyway. This won't be serious, so enjoy. Thanks TatianaShantal

Asu Rito x Goggles:

Asu checked her reflection in the mirror again for the 100th time that day.
"Damn I'm looking fit af." Asu said, grinning at herself. She picked up her goggles from the sink and held them up to her eye level. "My precious." She grinned, putting them on. She looked at her reflection and dabbed.
"What are you doing?" Asu turned around and saw Cupa (Hello Assholes guess who 👌😂) standing in the doorway.
"Lookin on point." Asu grinned, pointing at Cupa. She rolled her eyes, clearly embarrassed.
"Ok..." She mumbled, leaning on the door frame and watching Asu dancing to 'juju on that beat' really awkwardly. "Coach asked me to tell you that you're needed for the competition." She walked away as quickly as she could before Asu could quote another meme. She came back seconds later just as Asu was leaving. "Also, Info-Chizzle asked me to tell you to stop quoting memes. She's the memelord of Akademi High."
"WHOA TECHNOLOGY!" Asu yelled, quoting another meme and ignoring Cupa entirely. She ran towards the pool, closely followed by Cupa.

At the end of the competition, Asu had easily beaten everyone. She got out of the pool and repeatedly dabbed. She received her medal and looked up to the sky. She kissed her fingers and held them up to the sky.
"This one's for you, Harambe." She said, smiling. She took her goggles off and held them up. She kissed them as she walked towards the cheering students. She loved her lucky goggles more than most people.

I tried to be funny, but it really failed. I'm sorry if this was cringey. Please leave me suggestions for future one shots.