Eddsworld + Child!Reader {CONTINUING}

Nerf turf

A few days after the last chapter

"YYY/NNN!!!!" Matt yelled walking into Edd's room. You were on the edge of the bed still in your PJs. "I found a off brand foam gun! We can play!" Edd laughed. "With 1 gun? Plus what if Tord plays and gets a real one?" He whispered the last part, placing you in the middle of the bed. "I got a whole bag load! You can play too!" Edd agreed and said you needed to put clothes on first. "Dress or overalls?" He asked, opening the closet. "Hoodie!!!" You demanded, pointing at your f/c one. You got dressed and met with Matt downstairs.

"NOOO WE NEED NERF GUNS!!!". Tord yelled as you came down the last step, holding Edd's hand. "Oh no..." Edd groaned, picking you up. "It doesn't matter, they work the same!" Tom said. Matt was loading his, not even listening. "Can we play now?" You asked. Tord took a deep breath. "NO!" You looked down with tears in your eyes. "Stop yelling Tord! If you want, me and Tom can go buy Nerf guns." Edd said, giving you to Matt. Tom put a thumbs up and took a swig from his flask. He walked to you and booped your nose. "See ya kid. We'll be back. Try not to die." Your eyes sparkled with determination as they left.

"You make me sick." Tord said to Matt making a face. "How?" "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NERF OR NOTHING?!!!?" He went to his room and came back with a hand behind his back. "Surprise?" You asked cutely. "Even better," He pulled out a sniper rifle. "A real gun!!!" Matt started freaking out. "DONT SHOOT ME!! IM TO PRETTY TO DIE!! I MEAN, DONT SHOOT HER!! DONT SHOOT ANYONE!!!! IM SORRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!" Tord sighed. "Anyway, Y/n, this is a sniper rifle. People use it to shoot from afar. Wanna hold it?" You stretched your arms out. "Yes yes yes yes yesss!!!" Scared, Matt put you on the ground. You were given the gun, a little to big for your weight. Your lil index finger was on the trigger.

*Click!*

*PEEEEWWWWW!!!!* (god I suck at gun noises! XD)

Matt's eyes widened. Your face lit up with achievement. "I did it!!!" Tord froze. "Ffffffffuuuu--ddddddggggeeeeee!!!!!!! I'm in soooo much trouble!!" He took matt's hand and tried to fix it. You stood there, still holding the gun. You decided to try it out back.

You clicked the trigger but nothing happened. Eduardo perched onto the fence, laughing. "Edd finally had a kid eh? And with a gun! Oh how special. Especially since the last time we met you smacked me!" You looked at him. "You were being a jerk! And Tordy showed me it! Isn't it cool?" He made a face then bursted out laughing. "Look kid, I have an ego unlike Edd. So just don't point that thing over-" You pointed it in his direction. "Only Tomy calls me kid! And I may not know what a ego is, but I have a feeling it was a insult!" He put his hands up and rolled his eyes. "Ppfftt you sure are tough!" You figured out how to reload it and you shot at the fence, leaving a huge hole. "Y-ya lucky ya missed!" He ran away and you drop the gun.

Tord ran outside and picked you up. "What did you do!?" You pointed at Eduardo's house. "Hole!" He froze for a minute, then picked up the gun, ran inside, and locked the door. "Matt is the wall done?" He looked up. "You said nails? As in finger nails? Because I've broken 3!" Tord put you on the couch. "Move!!!" He pushed Matt away. You got up and went to the kitchen. Matt followed you. "Hungry?" He asked. "Thirsty. Can I have some juice?" He nodded and opened the fridge.

The front door opened. "H-heeyyy Edd! Got the guns!?" You could hear them as you finished your drink. "Awe shut it. Eduardo told us about his stupid fence." Tom said annoyed. You finished and ran to him. "I SHOT A GUY!!! Well...his fence!!! With a snippet, snip, sniper(!) rifle!!" Tom and Edd glared at Tord. "Next time, Y/n comes with us." "Tomy, what does ego mean?" He swooped you up bridal style. "We've got to get you in kindergarten."

Time skip to battle!

"ARE YOU READY GUYS?" "YEAH WE'RE READY!" "IM READY!!!" "AH!" "READY!" "Yeah, we're ready." You stood in the middle. "Ok boys! And me..! We gots a gold and silver team! Edd and Matt, Tom and Tord! I take shot! So I guess I'm rainbow! On your mark, get set, NERF!!!!" You ran behind the couch. Tord was mumbling while he was shooting. "Will you SHUT UP!!!???" Tom yelled,almost hitting Edd. "Its how I concentrate!" "Well I can't!" Matt shot Tom. "DIFENERSHINDIIIGGGG!!!!" "Tomy,out! Meee in! Yay me!" You stealthy rolled to his spot and he took yours. You shot like crazy. Edd shot Tord in the forehead. "Doesn't count! Can't get the face!" He said, throwing the dart at Tom, who madly tried catching it but fell off the couch. Edd groaned. You hopped up and shot Matt in his arm. "Hey! Who's side are you on!?" You stood there. "M-my team..." Tord pulled you down. "My team needs to sit down!" Tom joined Edd. He got Tord with his first bullet. "SØREN!!!!" Tom laughed. "Matt, your on Y/n's team!" You banged your head up against the box in front of you. "Matt here's the plan. You keep shooting above Tomy, so he'll get distracted and I can shoot him. Do the same for Edd." You whispered to him once he sat down. He nodded and he repeatedly shot above Tom. "Would you stop that?!" He yelled. "Nope!" You dodge a bullet from Edd and shot Tom. "AGAIN!?" You quickly shot Edd. "Silver team, loses!" Tord announced. "Yayyyy!!!! Ice cream time!" Edd sighed. "Your really good! I guess you do deserve it for a kid who doesn't go to school!" He said, smiling brightly. "I would've schooled her!" Tom said, taking off a dart. "Let's just get ice cream, come back, clean up, and watch a movie." Tord said opening the front door and going to the car. Matt picked you up and followed Tord. He threw his free hand in the air. "Victorious!" He yelled. You copied him. "Victorious!!" Edd got in the driver's seat. "Wow Matt, I didn't think you knew that word!" Tom said, getting in the passenger seat. "Shut up!" Matt wined. He sat behind Tom. You were placed in the middle and immediately fell asleep. Tord put his arm on your head, while Tom was teasing Matt about grammar. "So Y/n, what's your favorite-" Edd turned around to see you knocked out and adorable. "Heh."

This was very fun to write! I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry it took so long! Boiiii!!!!!