(S/S=short story/ies)
First of all I'm very sorry for not updating. A lot has been going on...But hopefully I'm back in motion!!! This chapter is rlly just a filler for you guys to read as I work on the next true chapter, so hang in there!!! Love you guys and thanks for the support 🐣
Plus happy very belated 27th birthday Tom!!! And happy (since it's now after 12pm) two day belated birthday Matt!!! Then it's Tord's, and mine legit 12 days before Edd's. And if it's past or almost yours' Happy Birthday you awesome sack of personality!!!! ;^)"Personally, it would be my business to join into their conversation, but I couldn't help but..." Fade into the land of dreams. Today's story time with Mrs. Jenkins was especially boring. And Demeter was more annoying than normal. Maybe because today is a half day? I don't know. But this isn't my favorite place to be. Leaving from where I am, I try to leave this boring place. But Demeter seems to always watch my every move, so, with those bright green and delicate eyes, she signals for me to return.
Home is where I want to be. Edd is who I'd like to see, and not meaning to rhyme, but my mind is trying to back out on me. I return to Demeter. She smiles, pleasure glowing around her. Time goes by, my mind fazed. Mrs. Jenkins soon leaves, and we sit here, waiting for Mrs.Rosin. I sprawl onto the table yawning. "Such an animal!" I catch word of Penelope. She sits in her seat, curling her dark hair, face turned up. I stick my tongue out, but I don't move an inch. Penelope loses her temper quickly, faster than ever, and storms over, grabbing me.
I jerk, hissing at her. "Would you act normal for once!?" I said nothing. I just stared at her. Demeter quietly shivered in fear. I look over at Nick, one of the kids at the table. He perks up and shoves Penelope. "What!?" "Y-you can't do that!!!" Penelope gets in his face. "Or what, you'll tell?" Before anything else happens, the 'Band-aid Kids' (the twins, Lukas and brothers) surround her, letting me escape.
The door opens, Carmen and Y/n stepping in to see the commotion. Picking me up and holding me close. To me it seems like a fight is going to happen, making me whizz infront of everyone. Talk about embarrassing... "Whoa, Ringo what the? Could you not do that directly towards my shoes!? You have bad ai-!!!!!" Y/n stands there frozen holding me up. "What?" Almon asks.
"Ringo's a girl!!!!!" +----------------------+
"Hey, Tom, I think this is it!" I call Tom over, as Me and Matt stand infront of the flat that Y/n lives in. "You sure?" I nod, and open the door, but it doesn't budge. "Edd you have to put in a key or a pass code to get in." "Oh, right." I look around for something to use to pick the lock. Luckily a hair pin was on the ground. I unravel that and put it in the hole. No luck. "Welp. Time for something else." I pull out a ray gun. Tom slaps it out my hand. "We're not burning the door down. We need some way to contact Them and get the code." Matt points at a telephone near by. "I'm surprised these are still around." He says, walking near it. "We're not using that." I say, grabbing him. "What!? Why not!" "It's lame." Tom makes a face. "You're lame." I gasp. "You take that back!" He says nothing. "Your face is lame!"
"Your hoodie is lame."
"Your eyes are lame!!"
"Cola is laammeee."
"TAKE THAT BACK!!!"
"Guys.."
"Nope."
"Well... SUSAN IS LAME!!!"A silence lingers over for a moment before Tom holds a harpoon up to my neck. "Take. That. Back." Before I can say never, Matt interupts. "GUUUYYYSSS!!!!" He points up. Tord can be seen porching onto a window pane. "Would you two shut up? We're trying to enjoy some tea." "TORD!!!??" He snickers and pops his head in. Tom was already furiously climbing a tree, eager to beat the red out of Tord. Matt starting to climb as well.
I pull out a grappling hook and shoot up to the top, jumping into the window after Tom. I help Matt up and look around. "Nice pla-" "HOW DARE YOU GET HERE BEFORE US AND WITHOUT TELLING US, YOU MAY BE ON OUR SIDE, BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOUR STILL UP TO YOUR DIRTY TRICKS!!!" Tom shakes Tord by the shoulders. "Yeah yeah." While they were fighting, Matt had gone into the washroom, busy looking at himself and snooping. "So what were you two doing? And where's Y/n?" I ask, walking towards Tord. "As I said, having tea and taking about extensions." He says, moving his robotic arm. Tom glares. "What kind of extensions?" "Oh, just some upgrades. I'm trying to persuade Y/n into getting some tech done too." I shove him a bit. "No way. Y/n is still our kid, I won't allow it. And you only have that because of your stupidity and cruelty." He shrugs and grins. "Whatever you say mama Eddie." I get in his face. "Hey don't ca-"
"Hey guys!! Nice to see you!! How's work??" Me Tom and Matt look up. I'm nothing, but speechless.
Hope you guys liked those mini demos. That last one will be continued in a future chapter so stay tuned!! I'm off to working on the actual next chapter and sleeping. Boiiii >:3

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Fanfiction(☆^ー^☆) -Good Grammar, check! -No Mary Sues, check! -no random angst, check! Eddsworld belongs to the eddsworld crew, and most art belongs to it's rightful owners, I only own the story.