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7:45am

"Matt! You aren't bringing a suitcase of mirrors!!" Edd yells at Matt, who claimed he was ready. "And why not?!" Edd rubbed his temples and sighed. "One, they won't allow it. Two, you need to bring clothes and at least a toothbrush!" The two bickered for the next 10 minutes, while everyone else in the house tried going back to sleep. Edd was going full mum, and no one was liking it. He'd freak out over the smallest things. He was a little to stressed about the flight, and that Tord may have forgotten something or that Tom would screw everything up.

Everyone just wanted to sleep. "Maxwell!! Did you finish packing!?" Edd asked, opening the door to Max and Y/n's room. Max was sitting up in bed, staring at him with a annoyed and sleep deprived look. "YES. PLEASE. GO. TO. BED. EDD." He groaned, gritting his teeth. "Good. Did Y/n?" Edd asked, totally dodging what else Max said. Max nods, and gestures for Edd to leave. Y/n was fast asleep, and about to fall off the top bunk. They were used to the craziness, so they slept through almost anything. Unless someone yells there's food. Edd leaves the room and checks on Tom and Tord, who where about to loose it.

"Edd! Everything is fine! Relax! Go back to sleep! We don't leave for another 11 hours! Begone!" Tom says angrily. Edd nods and tries to calm down. Ringo comforts him. She was all he needed to get him to relax. He goes to his room and finally rests.

9:57

At this point the house was quiet. Finally. Now Y/n was the only one awake. They were energized, and was also gonna be alone for a while. Y/n decided to watch movies and eat burritos. After some time Max came to join them. They wasted time. So much time. Small children realize what needs to be done!!!

11:22

Max and Y/n got dressed, and Tord wandered around the house with a spoon in his mouth. He was half awake, and Y/n was on his back like a koala cub. Max stared at them. Questioning what the hell was going on.

2:07

Matt and Tom have awoken. Tom made a truck load of pancakes and waffles, and some had secret ingredients. One of the pancakes had wasabi in it, and Tord was unfortunate enough to get it. He was in the bathroom for 30 minutes. Matt was laughing at him until he got a waffle filled with banana pudding. Max didn't eat any. He stayed away and stuck with his coffee. Y/n however ate them, (even the mystery ones) without a care. Tom was simply amazed...and scared.

4:46

Edd still hasn't awoken and everyone was watching stranger things on the couch. Tom however is spinning a harpoon which just flew out of his grip and into Matt's hair, who is now freaking out. Everyone is trying to stay calm and not laugh.

5:38

Everyone is freaking out and wondering why Edd hasn't woken up yet. The plane leaves in less than 30 minutes. Tord and Matt already put everyone but Edd's suitcase in the trunk. Oh and did I mention Edd's door is locked? Max is trying to pick the lock but alas with no luck. Tord tried banging pans outside Edd's door. Nothing. Matt even tried the window. It wouldn't budge. Tom tried kicking the door down. He stubbed the crap out of his toe. Finally, Y/n get the idea to scream like they're in trouble.

"EDD HELP EDUARDO IS HERE WITH A DOLPHIN GUN AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL MAX!!!" Everyone stares at Y/n who shrugs. "What? It was the first thing that came to mind." And with that, Edd's door slams open. "THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" After looking around Edd calms himself. But after looking at the time, everything goes haywire. "Edd, get dressed and get your crap. We. Need. To. Go."

5:57

After speeding through traffic and almost causing an accident, the 6 make it to the plane in the nick of time. But no joke while they where running through the air port, they looked like every crack pot family running to catch the plane in every Christmas movie to exist. Tord pushing people, Edd screaming his head off, Tom running like a normal human being, Matt in the far back dying, and Max Y/n being dramatic running in slow motion. In conclusion, it's the funniest thing ever.

Anyways! While the plane was about to take off, everyone got in their seats. And surprisingly the gang was all together in rows. Each of them wore osomatsu hoodies to show they're a group. It's really just because Tord bought these and thought now would be a good time for the gang to wear them. Ya know, so the gang can't really get lost to much. Although Tord, Tom, Matt and Y/n stand the most out of the 6.

The plane ride is going to be another 10 hours. Edd was asleep, with Ringo on his lap. He insisted deeply for her to ride with him since she's family. Ringo was playing with Max's hand while he had to sit through a little girl talk about ponies. That little girl was in the aisle seat, which meant Matt was directly across from her, to her left. Matt joined her conversation and he wouldn't stop talking about how cute stubby ponies are. The little girl fell in love at a very young age...oh no.

Next to Matt in the middle seat is Y/n, who was that one kid you complain about who kicks your seat and makes weird noises the entire plane ride. Tom, who was at the window seat of Y/n, only encouraged them. And eventually, he joined in. Since the group was in the back seats (the seats in front of the bathroom), Tord was in the very back. Right behind Edd. Tord brought hentai and anime CDs galore. He would joke around and make noises everytime someone went by to go to the bathroom. Sadly enough, there was a Japanese girl in the middle seat next to him, and when he wasn't being weird...he'd be 10x weirder and stare at her. A lot. But lucky for her, there was no one in the aisle seat, which she gladly moved to.

The plane ride was really chaos, but more of a silently craze than full on chaos. If you where to go in the men's bathroom you'd be greated with wet paper towel balls stuck on the ceiling ready to fall at any given time. And there was chocolate spread across the walls, and toilet seat. And there was glue on the sink handles. This was all done by Max. Of course. Whenever Edd did wake up, it was to check on Max. Who of course acted like a perfect angel despite making problems. This child, is a mastermind. And the plane was like that, for the next 10 hours.

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