Eddsworld + Child!Reader {CONTINUING}

Operation Valentine's day

"Eddy! Eddy! Wake up, it's important!" You yelled, shaking him. He sat up with a drowsy smile. "Yeah?" He asked. "It's Valentine's day!!!!!!" You screamed, hopping all over the place. Matt bolted in. "Merry Easter!" He yelled, holding a toy pumpkin basket.  You and Edd stared at him. "Um, Matt? Wrong holiday. On so many levels that my brain hurts." Edd said, as you laughed your head head off.

                       •••

"Eddy! Can I watch TV?" You asked as he made breakfast. "Sure, knock yourself out." You jumped over the couch and into your blanket pile. Tom groaned. "Tomy? What are you-" He grabbed you with his arms and held you hostage. "Tord, now!" Tom yelled, trying to keep you from kicking and punching. Tord came with a gun in his hand. "rrrrrrraaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DONT SHOOT ME DONT SHOOT ME!!!!!!" He stuck his tounge out and pressed it against your forehead. "Boop." He clicked the trigger and a bouquet of flowers fluttered your face. Tom laughed and poked your cheek. "Y/n, would you be my Valentine?" Tord asked, taking you from Tom. "Sure!" You giggled...He was dead serious...

At breakfast Matt asked Edd to be his Valentine. You really pushed him into it to tell you the truth. Tom was the only one without love~oh how sad! "Tomy, wanna be my extra Valentine?" You asked with determination. His holes sparkled a bit. "S-sure." Tord glared at him. He put you in his lap and gave you a flower crown. "Y/n, you can only have one Valentine!" He said. Red goo slowly dripped from the crown. "Um, Tord?" Tom stood up. "Who ever said that bull?" Edd waved his hand. "Guys!" Tord kept you in his arms and stood up. "ME!!" The two started arguing. "GUYS!!!!!" You screamed. "Should this crown have blood oozing from it like this?"
                       •••
Tom quickly walked down the sidewalk. Tord was trying to catch up and tie his shoe at the same time. Tom helding you in his arms, mumbling. "I can't believe that bastard gave Y/n a bloody crown... The nerve...ome pe... ple!!" You tugged on Tom's shirt. "You passed it." You three were on your way to Eduardo's house. You suggested that Edd and Matt should come, but they said they don't need to barf so early in the morning. Tom grabbed Tord and pushed him forward. "Knock." Tord was about to argue until you gave him a thumbs up.

Mark opened the door, slightly. "What?" He asked.  You took out his envelope and stuck it in his chin. "For you. Can I give my other ones to Jon and Eduardo?" You asked. He sighed and put up his index finger. He then shouted something into the house. Eduardo and Jon popped up. "What!?" Eduardo huffed. Jon was waving at you. You took his envelope and stuck it in his hair. "I have a card for you!" You answered, holding it out. Eduardo's face slowly changed. He took it and opened it up.

I know we aren't friends, but you still need affection.
Have a happy Valentine's day!
~Y/n Lourgreaveswell

His eyes started watering as you reached out for a hug. He hugged you a bit and whispered, "You're my new favorite." You giggled and waved. "Okay what know, Valentine?" Tom asked sweetly. Tord looked enraged. "Y/n! You can't give the enemy affection!!" "But, Eduardo deserv-" "Not him! Hiimmm!!!" He pointed at Tom. Tom sighed and kept walking. Tord stopped him by his hoodie making Tom swirled around and gave him a death glare. "Stop it. Your being absurd on a special day for Y/n. So shut the fu-" "udge!" You said, pointing at a ice cream truck. Tom gained a smile and put you down. "Want ice cream?" He asked, holding out a five dollar bill. "Yeah yeah yeah!" You took it and ran over. Tom smirked at Tord, who had trauma in his eyes. Tord stomped over to him. "You wanna make this a competition?" "Fine! Let's do it, witness!" "Agreed, commie!"

Tord looked up and noticed the driver was trying to show inside the truck but you refused. Tord bolted over and punched the guy in the face. He pulled out a gun and held him at gun point as Tom took a picture of his license plate. "I am stronger than I look and stronger than you. I can end you and all your precious little dreams now. I'm stronger than a million men.  Try me and I shall end you." The man half way peed himself, got in the car, and did an awfully bad U-turn, along with knocking over a mailbox.

"Y/n, how about we go out for ice cream?" Tord asked. "Sure!" You were about to lick the one you still had, but Tom knocked it out of your hand. "Never again." You hopped over it and ran up ahead. "Hey, we could go to a restaurant with Eddy and Matty afterwards!" You suggested, trotting and swaying your arms. "Sure." Tord took off his hoodie and started swinging it around. "Stop it before you hit someone!" Tom demanded. Tord switched it to his other hand and it hit Tom in the face, one of the sleeves even falling into one of his holes. Tom untied his from around his waist and slapped the crap out of Tord with it.

"Stop it!" "No you!" "Why are you even here!?" "Because Y/n wanted me to plus you would've done pervy pedophile shit!" "That's not true!" "OH COME ON EVEN SHE KNOWS IT!!" Tom pointed up ahead but you were gone. "Great, you lost her." Tom elbowed him and rapped his hoodie back around his waist. "Y/n!" He called. "Y/NN!!!" "Child of the mixed and horrible last name!" "Y/n Lourgreaveswell!!"

You ran out of a field holding a red and blue flower crown. "I'm here!" The two ran to you. "Don't, do that!!!" Tord said, hugging you. You placed the crown on his head and Tom's on his. They smiled and held your hand. "Ya know, let's just go out to that restaurant and you can get any dessert there." Tom said.

Time skip-before leaving~

Tom straitened his tie. All the boys had some type of tux. Edd had a grey and green one, Matt the same but with purple and an overcoat, Tord with a red bowtie, a vest, and black gloves, the Tom with kind of the same but without the gloves and a pastel blue long sleeved shirt under the vest. They all had their favorite color crowns on and so did you. You had a green skirt, dark blue leggings, red converse, and a grey vest over a purple shirt. Of course you didn't pick out that outfit... But you liked it because of that.

"Okay, I drive, Matt passenger, Tom and Tord on either side of Y/n in her car seat." Edd explained, opening up the door. He waved at the cat-sitter that he got for Ringo and closed the door. Everyone got in the car. "So, Edd, what did you and Matt do?" Tom asked. Matt shrugged. "Video games, prank calling, almost destroying a red base... Hey Tord, we were pretty sure someone said your name!" Matt laughed. Tord started sweating and awkwardly laughed. "Th-they could also be N-norwegian!" He said. You looked up at him. "But your-" He put his finger over your lips and shushed you.

Once you were there, Tom helped you out the car. He had flower petals in his eye that were drifting out. It made him seem like he was, crying. You held his hand. Tord ran over and held the other. You guys waited at one of the waiting things. It was a 13 minute wait. "Tomy, can I wear one of your bracelets?" You asked, playing with his hand. "Sure." He took a small checkered one off and gave it to you. Edd let you play in his phone as you waited. You played a Sonic game and played against Tom on his phone. Tord randomly kissed your forehead and ran his hand through your crown. "Happy Valentine's day." He said. You repeated his words and smiled.

Edd and Matt were outside jump scaring people. You had to go and get them. Matt popped out on accident. They came inside and everyone sat down. The waitress, Leslie, asked about drinks and gave you a kids menu. "Cola please." "Milk." "F/d please!" "Water." "What kinds of beer do you have?" Tom asked. "Well, it depends, sir. What are you looking for?" Leslie asked, getting her pen ready. "Smirnoff." He answered. She perked up. "Oh, yes we have that! I'll be right with you." Tord leaned his arm on your head and looked at the menu. "Y/n, what are you getting?" Matt asked. "F/f!" You said, coloring. "I'm getting lobster, but what if it's still alive!?" He started worrying in the corner. Edd sighed and comforted him.

Leslie came back with everyone's drinks. "Is everyone ready to order?" She asked. When she finished, you perked up. "What's gay?" You asked. All 4 boys stared at you. "What makes you ask that?" Edd looked concerned. "Penelope..." They all sighed and Tom patted your head. "It means happy, or when a boy likes boys." "Are you guys gay?" Edd shook his head. "But we are your daddies!" Matt exclaimed. "This has been really fun! Thank you!" Tom and Tord kissed both of your cheeks and Edd and Matt smiled. "Oh! Foods here!"

I really like this chapter and I hope you did! Happy Valentine's day! Would you all be my Eddhead Valentines? -3-
(No homo if you a girl) ... (Its not for real)...