Eddsworld + Child!Reader {CONTINUING}

¡Café Overdose!

Translation sheet- ◇Thongs = flip flops, bum bag - fanny pack, ◇togs/swimmers - bathing suit, ◇capsicums = peppers, ◇ketchup = tomato sauce, ◇chips = fries, ◇lollies = candy, ◇bushwalking = hiking/trekking, ◇boot = trunk, ◇bonnet = hood of a car, ◇gas = petrol, ◇ute =pick up truck, ◇fortnightly = every 2 weeks.

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"TOM!!! THE CAR!! THE CAR!!! TURN LEFT!!!!!" Matt yells, clutching onto Tord's leg. "Hold on!" Tom yells as he speeds up. The bike flies down the road. Edd waving at the car behind them, Matt crying, Max fearing for his life, Tord laughing maniacally, you where sleeping through it all, and of course Tom petaling quickly down the hill with a smirk on his face.

As the bike flies down the hill, Tom starts to take his hands off the handles. "Tom! What are you doing!?" Max yells angrily. "You'll see!!" "We'll see what!?" Matt asks. "This." Tom takes his feet off the petals.

Edd: "Oh, the car is gone."

Matt: "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!"

Tord: "AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Max: "Y/N WAKE THE HELL UP WE'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!!!"

You: "Zzzzzzzzzzz"

Finally at a certain point, Tom holds onto the bike again and somehow manages to slow it down right before they hit a truck. The bike quickly turns and lands in a parking lot. "You have reached your destination." Matt and Max hop off the bike and wabble around dizzily. "I didn't think you could be fun Tom." Tord says hopping off the bike. Tom shrugs. Matt weakly puts his finger up in Tom's face. "You almost killed us!!" "It was great right?" You say, hopping off the bike. "You we're asleep the whole time!" Max argues.

You shake your head. "Well, kinda yes and no. In my dream it felt like I was flying. But I really knew it was just Tom. That's just how he drives. Though it's less chaotic when it's a car. I'm used to it." Edd gets off and kicks the stick on the bike down. "Y/n's right."

Tord sighs and puts one hand on the door of the café they had arrived at. "Tut tut tut. C'mon ya big babies. I'm starving." You follow behind Tord. "Hold on I have to chain the bike." Tom says. Edd puts a thumbs up. "There'll be a wait anyways."

Inside the café, Tord was up at the register 'trying', I quote, 'trying' to speak with the woman working there. Apparently the woman couldn't tell what he was trying to say due to his accent. Matt pushes him aside. "Table for 6 please." The lady smiles and waves. "Okay sir, it'll be a 5 minute wait."

Matt goes to sit in the waiting area, smiling to himself. Tord however was salty. "How could she not tell what I was saying?" Edd shakes his head and smiles. "Maybe she doesn't speak crazy." Tord crosses his arms. "I'm not crazy!" He argues. Max clears his throat. "Your wearing shades and a yellow sweater as a cape. You look like Nerris." He states, laughing to himself. You were to busy watching videos on your tablet to pay attention to what they were whining about.

Soon Tom finally comes in. "What took you?" You ask, looking up. "Some guy started talking to me. Something about a beach or whatever. Apparently he's also from the hotel and recognized me. Maybe we can go swimming after this." You shake your head. "Do you know what's in that ocean!? Heck no!!" Edd pats your head. "You'll be fine, Basil." You stare at him with a face before saying slowly and quietly, "Don't Basil me."

The woman at the counter walks up to everyone. "Your table is ready. Please follow me." You all hop up and follow her. She takes you to a long table. A highchair at one end. "What's the highchair for?" Tom asks. "Oh, does the boy not need it?" She asked, regarding to Max. "No." He says sternly. "Oh, very sorry then, I'll move it out of your way." She quickly sets down the menus and takes the chair.

You sit by Edd and Tord, Max directly across, with Tom and Matt beside him. A different waitress returns, but this time a waiter. "What can I get you all to drink?" Everyone gives him their usual. All except Tom, they didn't have Smirnoff so he got nothing. The second the waiter walks off, Tom pulls out his flask. "Tom! Put that away!" Edd quietly yells. "What? Why?" Edd stares at him long and hard. He looks at the flask, you and Max, then at him. "I have no idea what your doing."

Edd kicks him from under the table. "Kids Tom! There's kids here!! It's a café! Not a bar you twat!" Tom mocks him under his breath. "What was that!?" Tom quickly puts his flask away. "Nothing!" Matt laughs to himself. Tom reaches over and pinches him. "Oi! Hey! My beautiful arm!" The two start to bicker as Tord records it and Max slumps in his seat. Edd bangs his head on the table and groans. You pat on his back. "There there mama." You coo. Edd hugs you. "Y/n~! The only civilized one." You wink.

The waiter comes back with the drinks. He places them in front of its respective owner. "There. Are you all ready to order?" He asks, staring at Tord in the corner of his eye. Although, everyone kinda was. He never took off his crazy outfit. Regardless, everyone orders.

You play tic tac toe with Tord since it was on the kid menu. He lost 4 times in a row. "Heh, you really suck at kid's games." Max says. "It's just bad luck! Dumt barn..." Tord mumbles the last part in anger. You laugh and nudge him. "What does that mean? Why are you laughing? Tell me what that means. Y/n, please tell me what that means." Tom rolls his...Eh. "You're such a mom." Edd crosses his arms. "No, I'm not." Max tries to balance a fork on his finger. Edd springs over the table and grabs it. "Max don't do that it's dangerous!" "Edd, your cup!" Matt says, pointing at it. Edd quickly catches it and sits back in his seat like nothing happened.

"See? A mom." Tom laughs, banging his hand on the table.

Edd blushes and looks away. "I'm not a mom!" You hug him. "Sure you are Eddy." His smiles with a tear in his eye.

"Aw," The waiter purrs, but quickly retaliates. "Oh, sorry. That was just a really cute moment. Anyways, here's your food! I hope you all enjoy!" He walks away, a waitress speaks to him about what happened and the laugh together.

"Even they think you're a-" "Tom shut up and eat." Edd groans, starting to eat his food. You stare at Tord's plate. There was nothing but bacon. "You disgust me. So much grease." You say, scooting over a bit. "Hey what're you? The food health police?" "Maybe." "Well I'll let you know me and Edd used to fight over bacon. Ah, the good ol' days." Matt joins the conversation. "Yeah, back before we had a kid living with us and Edd wasn't scared to stab someone over something like that." You and Max switch your attention to Edd. "You used to be crazy like the others!?" You both ask in unison.

"Oh ho ho. Edd did lots of things. He's drunken 100 year old cola, he has some radioactive powers left which he used to fight Eduardo and m- I mean I monster... He's fought zombies and Zanta Klaws.. man, what changes a person goes through when becoming a parent." Edd sighs. "I'm not a parent. I'm a care taker. Well, legally, for one child." You stare at him with diamonds in your eyes. "Adopt meee!" You whisper. Edd looks down at you. "Hmm? Need something Y/n?" You sniff and shove the rest of your food in your mouth. "N-nah. It wush nofting." He looks at you with a questioning look for a while.

"Welp I'm full and done." Tord huffs, patting his stomach. "Same here." Matt says, stretching. Tom barley ate anything. He just had toast. Max was finishing up his coffee, and Edd his cola. "Welp let's go then." Tom says, calling the waiting over for the bill, who already had it.

After paying, you all get up and leave. You still had your menu. To keep for memories. Outside of the café, the guys have a discussion while you and Max play with your tablet by the bike.

"Edd, please tell me you saw Y/n's face in there." Matt asks with concern. Edd hesitates. "Yes." Tom puts a hand on his shoulder. "We've got to make a decision Edd. We're running out of time. We can't keep this façade up forever." Tord crosses his arms and keeps an eye on you and Max. "Yeah Edd. It's either make a choice quickly, or lose this forever. Once we get back home in 3 days, the choice is on you. We've already made ours." Edd balls up his fist. "What about Max?" Matt sighs. "He goes back where he belongs,"

"We'll go to the hotel and then the beach, but still keep this in mind. He can't stay with us anymore."

This will continue next chapter, but don't worry about the wait, it'll come soon...