•EddsWorld X Reader • Imagines•

•Buying a pet•

Aww man. I'm back at school so I haven't had any time to do anything. I'm sorry for not updating this, guys. Updates will be slower than usual too T^T

And same thing as always. This is not edited, so point out any dumbass mistakes.

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Edd:
-He's a little bit surprised and hesitant when you mention to him that you wanted to buy a puppy
-I mean??? He has Ringo?? And he doesn't want to scare the poor thing??
-Nonetheless, you managed to convince the green bean and here you are
-Edd continuously eyes the pup before shrugging and lifting it up like Simba
-He becomes really attached, almost to the point where you get jealous
-You give most of your attention to Ringo, in which he to gets jealous

Matt:
-Why not buy a puppy for a puppy???
-When you suddenly came back home to your shared house with a puppy, Matt was ecstatic
-Not even kidding, if he had a tail, it would be wagging right now
-He's already cuddling it and making incoherent baby talk
-Matt? Matt??
-Is--is that a baby stroller???
-And wait. Isn't he allergic to dogs?

Tom:
-He stared at the small purring ball in his hands with disinterest
-But that came crashing down as he snuggled his face into its soft fur
-He kept mumbling 'kitten' over and over under his breath
-Labelled as his 'drinking buddy' where he sips Smirnoff while the kitten drinks milk on his lap
-They're the epitome of adorable
-A little jealous and kinda tempted to dress as a cat to get his attention 👀

Tord:
-Tord reluctantly agreed to get a pet, but only if it was something scary to ward off the neighbours
-Too late
-You bought a fennec fox that was too cute to resist
-Tord's pretty bitter about it and is a little reluctant to even go near it
-After some reassurance and an apology, he looks after it when you're not home
-You found him cuddled up to it, sleeping, when getting back home

Eduardo:
-Guess who went out and bought the both of you a fish??
-I mean, it's a bunny, but you named it fish
-He pretends to hate the floofy thing, but you can see he loves it to bits
-You both name it something like 'Fish esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez'
-Or, you know. Larry, or something?
-Eduardo pampers it and enters it into some sort of beauty competition for bunnies
-Wins :3

Mark:
-You went out and bought the both of you a small birb
-Small birb is little and very colourful
-Small birb is also an asshole that likes to poop in Mark's hair
-Mark plots revenge on small birb
-Small birb knows
-Small birb creates a master plan to destroy all

Jon:
-Couldn't decided between a cat or a dog, so why not both??
-It's like having your own perfect little family
-Except it does take a while for the cat and dog to get along
-The amount of money spent on repairing furniture is a little distressing
-It takes a while but they do eventually get along
-Jon is always scolding them when fighting

Paul:
-FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION
-Paul is literally frightened for his life
-Why did you get a python of all things???
-It's all long and slithery and it just slides up Paul's fucking back all the time
-Worry not, Paul. It is only a cute, little snek
-"Since when has any python been little and cute???"

Patryk:
-He thinks it's a burden to try and maintain living in the same household with a pet
-But when you come back home with an ex-police dog, he suddenly feels an overwhelming urge to protect it
-The poor thing's lost it's leg, which is the reason why you bought it because nobody else wanted it
-Patryk made a mechanical leg especially for your dog, since he's quite knowledgeable in that area *squints at Tord*
-You both spend a lot of time playing with your dog outside
-wHy, You'Re a CUtE PerF FaMilY (why am I like this?)