•EddsWorld X Reader • Imagines•

•playing horror games•

Weelllll I think with how many times I've started off my chapters, I think I should just give up on apologising for the lack of updates. Y'all know the drill now and I think you must be preeeetty sick of me apologising lmaooo

But if any of you have still stuck around, thank you for the support. I meant it y'all 🙏🙏🙏 bless all of you

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Edd:
-He's one of those people that says things in a sing-songy way
-🎵"Oh my god we're gonna die~ We're gonna fucking die~"🎵
-Makes a lot of weird comments to lighten the atmosphere, though you're not too sure if he says things ironically or unironically half the time
-"I will proceed to demonstrate my optimum yodelling techniques whilst simultaneously bleating like a goat. Wanna see?"
-When the jumpscream shows up he fliPS THE FUCK OUT. But stays true to his word and actually does yodel whilst simultaneously bleating like a goat. Wow you had no idea he had such a high vocal range. It's actually kinda impressive.
-"Whooo! That was fun, (name)! Wanna play again??"

Matt:
-whY HE SCREM™
-Decided it was a good idea to turn off all the lights to create the perfect atmosphere
-Halfway through, he pretty much makes you play instead as he suffocates your poor left arm
-"(nAME) WHAT IS THAT"
-"WAIT WAIT WAIT TURN AROUND TuRn ARoUnD ITS COMING AFTER YOU."
-[sighs] "I never asked for this."

Tom:
-He makes a lot of sarcastic comments about the game, which is kind of bothersome because you really hoped to see him scream
-"Wow. That's a.....lot of................. blood."
-"Oh, boo. Anyone could have seen that jump scare coming."
-Whilst he's busy you tell him you're getting a drink and walk away
-In the darkness, you reach out a hand and grab his shoulder causing him to sCREAM THE LOUDEST YOUVE EVER HEARD
-Turns out he was actually fucken terrified but tried to mask his fear behind his sarcastic remarks. Classic Tom.

Tord:
-"I assure you, (name), that I have experienced dangers far worse than some stupid hOrRoR video gam-"
-"Jesus heck, man. Just play the game."
-Ah. Bad idea because Tord loves it
-And somehow he's scaring the creature away rather than him being the one that's scared??? How did he manipulate the game to do that?? What the fuck Tord??
-He smiles creepily and pokes out his tongue in concentration (which is strangely adorable, despite how psychopathic it kind of is right now)
-"This-! This right here-- is amazing!" Somebody stop this man before he becomes obsessed

Eduardo:
-"hA! Who needs a ridiculous video game when we can experience rEAL horror!"
-He proceeds to point over at Edd who is standing in his yard, casually sipping a can of cola
-"Isn't he just disgusting???" "[sighs] Yup. Absolutely terrifying." "Hey!"
-Well anyways, you had finally convinced him to play a horror game and least to say he screams like a goat
-"But legitimately speaking, are you and Edd somehow biologically related?? Why do you both scream like goats??"
-"i cAN AND WILL THROW THIS AT YOU, (NAME)."

Mark:
-He plays eXTREMELY quietly, so it makes the game a lot more scarier than needed
-Like, he will just sTARE at the screen, his eyeballs practically poppin' out of his skull
-But out of nowhere when a random jump scare pops up he will sCREAM
-Just imagine that: complete, utter silence, and then a piercing hail just suddenly filling the air
-Somewhere along his panic of trying to get away from the screen, he ends up accidentally kicking your face and runs off before disappearing into the darkness of the room
-Amidst the rushing, he hadn't realised he accidentally ran into Jon's room as he stood in the corner and tried to catch his breath

Jon:
-"Alright, (name)! Sounds like a bit of fun!"
-Honestly, this cinnamon roll is actually having a lot of fun
-He has pretty general reactions, where he's scared, but not overly so
-That is, until night falls and he becomes completely aware of his surroundings
-His eyes flicker to the smallest movements: the bushes outside, the thumping of something, the ticking of the clock, the panting person standing in the corner of his room--
-Jon flIPPED OUT AND FUCKEN SCREAMED CAUSING THE FIGURE TO ALSO SCREAM BEfore Eduardo turned on all the lights and told them to "shut up and sleep already, or I'll make you"

Pal:
-You heard the sound of a goat in the distance. You cocked a brow. It's the second time this week you've heard that.
-Anyyyyyways, convincing him to play with you was the funniest shit you've ever done
-nON STOP SCREAMING
-You're forced to sit far away from him as you're afraid he might pummel you with his controller
-"aaGGGGHHHH. TAKE THAT ZOMBIES. Heheh how do you like-- nOPE NOPE NOPE FLAMING ZOMBIES. BAD IDEA."
-It's all fun and games until Pal gets way too obsessive over the game and you have to forcibly remove him from the screen.

Pat:
-Nopes the fuck out of nopeity ville and hops right on to fuckthis train to his safe haven
-Too bad because you're still making him play the game with you
-"I have literally fought in a war and have combatted zombies. What makes you think this is such a great idea?"
-"Ooooooh. Riiight. At least watch me? I'm too scared to play on my own."
-Welp. It couldn't hurt for him to at least watch you play for a bit--
-Ah, never mind. He shot the computer. Guess you'll have to buy a new one.

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I now feel like my writing isn't just any type of fiction— these sound like a bunch of crack fics, now.

Also, have all y'all heard of the background character in Eddsworld named "Yuu"?

Idk why but ever since he started gaining some popularity, I've been meaning to write some stuff for him, too. Do you guys think he should become a regular in my writing?

Also, lots of grammar mistakes in this. Erm, I don't even think I'm gonna bother with them anymore. I'm basically just a shit post generator now, anyways.