•EddsWorld X Reader • Imagines•

•Valentines day•

Whoo! So, do I get an awesome award for being the worst, neglectful author, yet?? No?? Alright, then!

So before I start this off, I just wanna apologise..again. I know, I know. I'm a terrible person for updating like, one chapter every what? Few weeks? Jesus. Okay. That's a lot worse than I thought.

Welp. Anyway, I thought I might as well update this because. Well? Isn't Valentines Day everyone's favourite celebration? No. Do I do anything to celebrate it in any way? Of course not!

Buuuut if I'm being honest here, if I got the chance to spend time with one of these dorks on Valentines Day, I'd freaking take it.

So just sit back, guys. Enjoy the ride and grab your popcorn because we are feelin' the looove tonight.

•

Edd:
-You both had a fun picnic and watched a movie after, to celebrate
-You know. Just the usual
-But— oh my god??? Edd???
-Not even kidding, he's filled the entire living room up with boxes of chocolate (this was after Valentine's Day tho)
-Do you know how months it had actually taken to finish it all??
-You felt so sick, you've never yearned more for a bowl of some nice salad

Matt:
-He takes you to a carnival, but you hated it because everyone was flirting with him??
-He's too oblivious to know, of course
-"Haha, wow. It's so easy to make friends here. Everyone's so nice!"
-Matt. No.
-You literally have two girls clinging onto your arms.
-Matt notices you expression and leads you away into the secluded part of the carnival
-Next thing you know, you're pinned hard against the wall, the buzzing sounds of the carnival being the thing to mask your moans

Tom:
-Tom doesn't even know what's going on
-He literally just thought "Oh, its Valentines Day" and took you for a drive
-Unfortunately, he wanted to try out one of those destination things where you throw a dart at the map (of your town) and go where it lands.
-It landed on a nearby Art exhibition and some artists were painting things there. Some were even willing to take requests.
-"So. I want a giraffe painted on my face, please."
-"Sir. This is an art gala."
-[through gritted teeth] "Then paint a fucken fancy giraffe."

Tord:
-What. The. Fuck. Was. All. Of. This
-You swear you accidentally walked into a commercial TV set rather than your bedroom
-Seriously, like, how the frick did he change the bed sheets to silk when you were still sleeping on them? Where'd he buy all the candles?? There's so many candles, holy shit.
-Next thing you know, Tord's walked in with a huge ass tray with what seems to smell like an angel's breath
-When he opens the lid, you nearly burst out crying from Tord's creation
-"Pfffft. T-thanks for the, uh..arts and crafts pasta frame, Torddie. I'll um—I'll put a picture in it..after."

Eduardo:
-You didn't really expect it, but he's really sweet??
-He's actually considered the most romantic one out of everyone in EW
-It didn't take much before you were practically swooning as he tried to teach you the steps to this spicy Spanish dance
-Was it just you, or was getting really hot in here?
-It couldn't have just been you because you could feel his lingering touches and his tight grip on your hips, and especially the way he'd glance at your lips every time your faces were inches apart
-Didn't take much before you finished a special dance of your own

Mark:
-He always surprises you every year with something, so you decided to return the favour
-Break fast in bed, coming right up!
-You burnt the food and now you're crying hysterically
-So instead, you decided to make him something cute
-The living room's a wreck and the thing you created looks straight out of a horror film
-You're tired and on the verge of tears now, but Mark eats all the food you gave him and puts the thing you made, up on the cabinet
-He thinks it's cute you tried this hard for him, but you ask him if you can burn the thing later on. It's creepy af

Jon:
-Jon is wearing his adorable apron and is making chocolates with you, right now
-You do stupidly adorable couple things, like kissing away chocolate that's on the tip of their nose
-What's more fun than singing terribly out loud together to your favourite songs?
-Once the chocolates are done, you feed them to each other
-It's so cute and innocent, and you both spend the evening sheltered in blankets and watching a film
-Wtf wtf why are you guys so cute I'm just gonna go cry now szlamsfewlkkmi

Paul:
-What's better than fucking up romantic evenings than doing it with the one you love?
-But seriously, do you know where this dork takes you?
-Laser tag
-It's actually the most fun you've had on a Valentines Day
-But in the middle of the game, Paul backs you up against the wall and kisses you, his hand resting above your head
-When you open your eyes, he's smirking and just shoots you before walking away, whistling
-What a little shit.

Patryk:
-It's not often he'd do this as he reluctantly wears the matching onesie you bought for him
-All restaurants were booked and stores were packed, so you decided to stay home for Valentines Day
-It's cute and more fun than you'd make it out to be
-I mean, you get to build pillow forts and watch romcoms, eating all the junk food you want and with your cute ass boyfriend
-It's fun turning down the volume of the tv and voicing over what the character's are saying
-Although you spent Valentine's simplistically, it was the best

•

Wait. Have I told you about the weird dream I had, the other day? It was so weird oml. I think I've listened to the 'We Are Number' one remix, too much. Seriously.

Okay, so here goes:

I was working with my best friend as a shadow hunter and a bunch of these scary-looking shadow monsters broke into the gymnasium where we were having our graduation.

We were fighting them with these torch light sabres (which by the way, was pretty fucking sick). I had to retrieve this button that would allow me to destroy all the shadows in the room, but I had to find the person in control. And guess who it ducking was.

Robbie Rotten.

We said really dramatic things and I remember him saying "I am Numero Uno". And when I blinked, Robbie a rotten had turned into Eduardo. He smirked down at me and *censored for audience*

(But nah dudes, kidding. All he did was just smirk and then I was pretty sure I pushed him off this tall building but yeah, that's it man. It's perfectly pg 👌👌👌)

Welp. This chapter was abnormally longer than usual, but it's my way of apologising for the agonisingly slow updates. So have a good day/night, guys! Buh-bye!