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This is Alyssa's left brain. Objective, logical, cold, analytical. Aware of patterns. Aware of trends. She's efficient.... And a prick.
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This is Alyssa's right brain. Subjective, creative, sensory. Aware of feelings. Awareof people. She's emotional.... And an idiot.
Right: That's your opinion. Just-- careful with opinions-
Okay girls... Play nice.
Left: I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain. I work really hard till my inevitable death Brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right And the right way Cause with the Left Brain's might-
Right: I like Oreos and pussy! (Yes, in that order!!) And I cried for at least an hour after Watching Toy Story 3- WOODY! I am the Right Brain! I have feelings! I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and trustful And I'm lookin for somebody to love!
Left Brain: Here comes a female, here comes a female Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate-
Right: HOLY FUCK, I THINK SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE! There's something about her I just can't describe it!
Left: Tits.
Right: I am the Earth, she's the glorious sun! I want her to trust me! And I just want her to- how do I say this? Sit on my face? Sit- SIT ON MY FACE!!
Left: Alright now, Right Brain, you're being insane
Right: No Left Brain, I'm just being alive! You should try it! You might liiiike iiiit!!
Left: I worked hard to give her everything she cared about You were worried about the things that she was scared about I'm calm and collected when you act wild I am the adult, you are the child
Right: You think you're the right one every time! You think you know everything But you don't know anything At all Half of her problems were supposed to be mine! But you wanted everything I hope that you're happy Cause she's sure not!
Left: Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry, let me run this again...um..you're a pussy.
Right: Name calling, we're just gonna do name calling?
Left: I'm not calling names, I'm just stating the facts. And the fact is: You're a quivering pussy.
Right: I'm the pussy? Well at least I don't play with toys still, okay?
Left: Rubix cubes are not toys, alright? They keep my spacial reasoning skills...sharp..
Right: Left Brain plays with toys, look at you Mrs....you're a....toy player..
Left: Well at least I did my fucking job! Alright, I kept her working! I kept her productive! You were supposed to look after her! You were supposed to keep her emotionally stable through all this And now you're trying to blame me for how she's feeling How she's feeling! If she's feeling unhappy it's because you failed her! You did this to her, she hates you, I know she does! SHE FUCKING HATES YOU!
Right: ..........*sobs*
Left: Right Brain look I'm sorry, okay?
Right: No you're noooootttt..........
Left: Look, maybe there's something that we could do together
Right: .....together?
Left: Take the best parts of both of us, put em together!
Right: I'm listening..
Left: It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze So you could man the themes I'll man the form It's something that George Carlin did It's something that Steve Martin did It's something special that we could both preform Do you know what that is?
....
Right: Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away!!
Left: ...It was comedy, we could do comedy together-
Aniciate reassembly.
Left: Alright, Right Brain look, we're going to do comedy together! We'll do comedy!
Right: Alright Left Brain, I'll do comedy with you!
Left: We can fix her like this, we can make her happy again I know we can
