I have too many fake friends. I have more fake friends than i have photos of myself. Their is nothing more annoying than a fake friend.
BUT YOURE NOT HERE TO READ MY RAMBLING YOURE HERE TO READ A GUIDE SO HERE IS MY 4 STEP GUIDE FOR FAKE FRIENDS.
Step 1: If you detect a fake friend, don't do anything right away. Become a detective. Talk shit about your other friends, with them knowing of course, to this fake friend and if they talk back screen shot it or record it. Get enough dirt on that hoe that they'll get put into fake friend jail and be tried in the fake friend court by the fake ass jury.
Step 2: Make them hella jealous of everything you do. Most likely they'll try to copy you. BAM MORE EVIDENCE TO GET THAT FAKE HOES SENTENCE IN JAIL LONGER.
Step 3: Don't confront them until you've gathered enough evidence. They'll turn on you to all their friends who still believe in them and you'll be left alone.
Step 4: Politely tell them to fuck off.
AND THEIR WE HAVE IT BABS!!! HOPE YALL LIKED THAT!!! MORE ON ITS WAYYYYY
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How to rock middle school
Teen FictionThis is how an overweight bi female is surviving seventh grade and beyond. Hi. My names Angel and i've discovered that life sucks. So what did i decide to do? WRITE A GUIDE TO IT? YEP. Hope you enjoy and Possibly learn something!
