low key [ adym yorba / ricco ]

seventeen - facetime (continued)

italics - Archer

bold - Dillon

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"He cheated on me."

"... he what?"

"I'm going to KILL that motherfucker! Tell me his address right now."

"It's okay Archie."

"IT'S NOT OKAY DILLON."

"You deserve to be given the world. Not to be cheated on by a guy who doesn't even deserve to be in your presence."

"It's fine Archer. I'm getting over him, with your help. You keep him out of my mind."

"That's not enough. You need to get some revenge."

"How am I supposed to do that? I barely speak to him anymore."

"....."

"Don't laugh, but what if you made him jealous?"

"How am I supposed to make a super hot guy who has practically everything he wants jealous?"

"With me."

"......"

"Are you kidding?"

"I'm dead serious. Pretend to be my girlfriend. Only we'll know it's fake. The douchebag will finally realize what he missed out on."

"That might actually work. But are you sure you want to do this?"

"Positive. I really care about you Dillon. You deserve to be happy."

"I know we've only known each other for like, two weeks, but you're the best friend I've ever had after Connor."

"I'm honored to be your second best friend."

"Love you Archie."

"Love you too Lonnie."