Group Chat 0.1
References
Karma - DevilishStrawberry
Nagisa - TheBlueOne
Isogai - Mr. Handsome
Maehara - SexxxyBoi
Chiba - Sniper
Itona - Itona
You - (You)
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[Mr. Handsome creates a new chat; invites DevilishStrawberry, TheBlueOne, SexxxyBoi, Sniper, Itona and (You)]
Mr. Handsome: Hey guys! Look at how cool this app is!
DevilishStrawberry: Why did you invite us?
Itona: Yeah... why? But this is a good distraction from Teresaka.
SexxxyBoi: Itona... why didn't you make a cool nickname?
Itona: Those are overrated. And we all can't be like YOU or Chiba.
Sniper: My username is my skill in school.
TheBlueOne: Maehara-kun... your nickname is the weirdest one... (*゜▽゜)*。_。)*゜▽゜)*。_。)
Mr. Handsome: That isn't how you spell "Sexy" and "Boy" Maehara.
Mr. Handsome: Maybe you should talk to Kanzaki about improving your Japanese.
DevilishStrawberry: Oooh, BUUUUURRRRN!
Itona: That is so lame Karma.
DevilishStrawberry: Maehara is going to need some cold water and aloe for that burn!!
(You): SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO SLEEP DAMMIT!
DevilishStrawberry: OKAY! Goal is now to corrupt Reader-Chan! Go!
Itona: Boobs.
SexxxyBoi: Butts
DevilishStrawberry: Dicks.
(You): And you know that from what experience Karma? ;) ;) ;)
SexxxyBoi: WHO GOT BURNED NOW?!
SexxxyBoi: WHAT!
SexxxyBoi: -sends the "Get Rekt" meme-
Sniper: I regret ever knowing you people.
Itona: Ohoho! The ultimate burn!
TheBlueOne: (⚆ _ ⚆)
Mr. Handsome: I wanted to let everyone know we need more mayonnaise for the festival tomorrow.
(You): Isogai, is mayonnaise an instrument?
Mr. Handsome: What?
SexxxyBoi: No reader-chan, mayonnaise is not an instrument
TheBlueOne: -Raises hand-
Sniper: Horseradish is not an instrument either
Mr. Handsome: I'm literally so confused right now
Itona: I'm out! No more memes!
[Itona has left the chat]
Mr. Handsome: No!!! ITONA! WE NEED YOU TO HELP US WITH THE MAYONNAISE!!!
DevilishStrawberry: Isogai! Chill! We'll just force Nagisa or whoever to buy it before school. Don't get your panties in a twist
Mr. Handsome: ... I'm not wearing panties.
(You): I bet they're white... for innocence!
Mr. Handsome: I regret making this chat.
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A/N: I have no clue why I made this. But I did. So here you are
Upcoming:
What if you pranked them using a chat device?
What if you told them you were asexual?
What if you had to save them?
And Part 2 of the horrible chats
YOU ARE READING
Boyfriend Scenarios (Assassination Classroom)
FanfictionCause I thought it'll be fun to do. So as the title suggest, they're all scenarios if certain people in E Class (and Asano) were your boyfriend. I hope you enjoy it. Characters are: Karma, Nagisa, Isogai, Maehara, Chiba, Itona and Asano.
