I'll Land on my Feet

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After watching the hairless cat hack something up at her paws, Gidget gasped when she realized what the item was. "Max's collar!" she cried, then she turned toward the cat, who was licking his paw. "Where is he? What happened to him?" she asked nicely. "I ain't saying anything," Ozone replied rudely. Suddenly, something grabbed him by the throat and held him over the sidewalk below. "You're going to tell us where Max is and you're going to tell us now!" Tiberius stated, a firm grip on the cat's neck. Laughing, Ozone looked at the hawk, taunting, "Is this supposed to scare me? I'm a cat, I'll land on my feet." The hawk holding him glared at the cat. "Does that always happen because your head looks like it's taken a lot of landings," Tiberius retorted back. Grinning evilly, Ozone reached up and bit down on the hawk's ankle. "OUCH!" Tiberius screeched, letting go of Ozone. The cat plummeted towards the sidewalk. Eventually, he did land... on his face. "That's what happens when you bite people!" Tiberius called down to him, Gidget at his side. Norman approached the two from offstage, carrying a roll of bandages.

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