MAJOR REVISIONS UNDERWAY
WARNING: Contains frequent swearing and numerous depictions of graphic violence.
Things I make up about existing characters (as well as some OCs). Information may or may not turn out to be canon.
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We apolo...
I've run out of ideas. Most of the characters have either been shot or died of natural causes.
Note: The following is a work of fiction. Russia is not a member of NATO. (That would be nice.) North Korea hasn't conquered China. The United States hasn't been destroyed. Russia and North Korea are not at war.
Midori Gurin (she was hiding in Megami's private bunker under the school. Once Megami finds out, it's time to bid Midori adieu.)
[Start]
A bright flash erupts. A mushroom cloud is visible one second later.
Vasily: We're out of the blast radius, but we're still vulnerable to fallout.
Megami: The US will retaliate, correct?
Vasily: No. Unfortunately, the US no longer exists. They were destroyed by North Korea. The Koreans conquered China and somehow obtained enough warheads to destroy the United States.
Amai: And now they're bombing us. Remember when Russia joined NATO?
Vasily: Yes. In response to the destruction of the United States, Russia will bomb the shit out of Korea.
Yuri: Both countries are now at war. Topol-Ms are being launched from Tatishchevo Air Base as we speak.
Vasily: They're launching on our Motherland. If Moscow's air defenses can stop a Minuteman missile, they can most certainly stop anything Korea has.
Anatoli: I guess you can say we're in for some fireworks.
Yuno Gasai:
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Vasily: Wait, where are Osoro and Midori?
Amai: Osoro's doing meth in the garden, Uekiya is eating crack brownies and Midori is probably smoking weed with Seth Rogen.
Yuri: When I find her, I'm going to-
Ayano: If you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of a war.
Vasily: I love you, Ayano-sama.
Vasily kisses Ayano. Kokona kisses Riku.
A/N: I'm ending the book for good. No more impractical jokes. No more potential secrets and- possibly dark- backstories. Another bright flash of light erupts, vaporizing Akademi High. They're all dead... including the Russians. They're tough, but they can't survive a nuclear blast. Not even Yuno Gasai could survive a nuclear blast.
