Starring: Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Mike, Golden Freddy, Springtrap, & Shadow Bonnie
Chica: Hey Guys!
Mike: Uhm, Hi.
Freddy: Hi
Bonnie: Wassup
Springtrap: Fuck you
Shadow Bonnie: ....
Golden Freddy: Hello there
Chica: So do you all know why I added you into my group chat.
Everyone (except chica) : No.
Chica: Well its because you all are the main problems at the restaurant and we are here to discuss it.
Freddy: No thanks.
Springtrap: Hell no chicken
Bonnie: WHAT CHU MEAN! I'M NOT A PROBLEM LIKE THESE JACKASS'
Golden Freddy: Pfft.
Shadow Bonnie:....
Springtrap: Dude. Why tf do you just put dots in the text if you aren't even gonna talk.
Shadow Bonnie:....
Springtrap: STOP IT!
Freddy: Hey! Leave him alone fuck face.
Springtrap: Make me bitch.
Golden Freddy: I'm about to make all of ya'll my bitches.
Chica: And you guys wonder why your the problem.
Bonnie: Hey guys!
Everyone (except bonnie): What?
Bonnie: Do you guys know why kids are afraid of the devil?
Springtrap: Because he is ugly as fuck.
Bonnie: No, because when children look at a picture of the devil, all they see is a picture of chica on there.
Freddy and Golden Freddy: DAMN!!!! HE JUST ROASTED YOUR ASS!
Mike: lol
Shadow Bonnie: *sends a picture of chica with devil horns into the chat*
Chica: You assholes! Stop talking about me!
Springtrap: Where did he get that picture from? Lmao.
Mike: So wait. Chica said that everyone here is a problem. So, this includes me?
Chica: Yeah
Mike: How so?
Springtrap: Cause everyone makes you their bitch.
Bonnie: Or because he recently knocked Foxy out with a baseball bat.
Freddy: Or when we caught him smoking pot in the office with Toy Freddy.
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Short StoryShort FNAF text's which has some funny shit that you'd never expect from fnaf characters. Enjoy (~‾∇‾)~