Starring: Shadow Bonnie, Nightmare, Phantom Freddy, & Golden Freddy. (Unfortunately Springtrap has been in too many chapters so I left him out just this once. ;-; )
Phantom Freddy: Woah
Shadow Bonnie: What?
Phantom Freddy: I have never been put in one of these group chat things.
Nightmare: Nor have I
Golden Freddy: Well, congratulations bitches, you've finally been noticed by yours truly~
Shadow Bonnie: Please, don't tell me that your referring to yourself when you say 'Yours Truly'
Golden Freddy: I am, considering that none of the main bitches are here. Except for me, of course. I've been honored as "Yours Truly" .
Nightmare: Whatever. So what's the point of this chat?
Phantom Freddy: Its probably for the ugliest animatronics.
Shadow Bonnie: If that was the case then I wouldn't be here. And Toy Chica, Foxy, Mangle, and a shit load of the others would be in this chat.
Nightmare: Damn, that's salty as fuck.
Golden Freddy: This chat is actually for the most superior one from each game made.
Phantom Freddy: But I'm not the main one in FNAF 3.
Nightmare: I'm always the boss, so I can see how I'm here.
Shadow Bonnie: Alright, now I regret saying bad shit about you Goldie, since you believe that I'm more superior then Shadow Freddy.
Golden Freddy: Truth be told, I was supposed to add Shadow Freddy, but your name showed up first and I was being lazy.
Shadow Bonnie: FUCK YOU BITCH
Nightmare: Didn't you just say you were sorry to him?
Shadow Bonnie: I DID, BUT NOW I FUCKING HATE THIS TRASH CAN!
Golden Freddy: But, Spring is the only one that looks like a trash can........
Phantom Freddy: You never answered mahhhh question. ;-;
Golden Freddy: My bad, I added you because Springtrap is currently not able to join any chats.
Shadow Bonnie: Why not?
Golden Freddy: He is at the hospital.
Phantom Freddy: Oh my god, what happened?
Nightmare: This should be good.
Golden Freddy: He chocked on some more Dip N' Dots.
Shadow Bonnie: Somehow, I actually figured that you were gonna say that.
Nightmare: Same here.
Phantom Freddy: Does he not know how to swallow or what?
Golden Freddy: If he can swallow correctly in bed I'm sure that he can swallow food.
Shadow Bonnie: NOBODY WANTED TO HEAR THAT!
Golden Freddy: WELL HE ASKED ME THE FUCKING QUESTION!
Shadow Bonnie: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT THOUGH!
Golden Freddy: I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
Shadow Bonnie: NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, BITCH!
Golden Freddy: Now I see why you don't want me to talk about stuff like this.
Shadow Bonnie: Ohhhh really? Why?
Golden Freddy: CAUSE YOUR A VIRGIN!
Shadow Bonnie: BITCH! NO THE DUCK I AIN'T!
Phantom Freddy: Did he just say 'Duck'? XD
Nightmare: Yep, he sure did.
Golden Freddy: His bitch ass got an auto correct.
Shadow Bonnie: NO I DIDN'T
Nightmare: They why did you say 'Duck'?
Shadow Bonnie: CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO USE ANY PROFANITY IN THAT SENTENCE!
Phantom Freddy: Wow......I don't think he realized.
Golden Freddy: He is so fucking stupid.
Shadow Bonnie: HOW!
Nightmare: Go back and check your sentence.
Golden Freddy: YEAH, CAUSE YOUR BIG DUMBASS PUT "BITCH" IN THE BEGINNING SO YOUR DID USE PROFANITY YOU DUMB FUCK!
Shadow Bonnie: Put the profanity up your ass fag! Bitch isn't even a curse word.
Phantom Freddy: o_o
Nightmare: Uhmmmmmmmmmmmm??????????????????????????????????????
Golden Freddy: This man needs Jesus!
Shadow Bonnie: WHAT?!?! BITCH ISN'T A CURSE WORD!
Nightmare: *cough* Bullshit! *cough*
Phantom Freddy: I have no words.
Golden Freddy: THIS RETARD CLEARLY HASN'T CAME FROM THE HOOD, YOUR ASS IS TRAPPED IN THE FUCKING SILENT WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS.
Shadow Bonnie: Piss off! None of us were made in the hood. We are just in a unknown area at this fucking restaurant.
Golden Freddy: Have you looked outside lately? WE ARE IN THE FUCKING HOOD.
Nightmare : Yeah, cause Springtrap is the definition of hood.
Phantom Freddy: lmao.
Shadow Bonnie: Whatever! I don't have time for this!
Golden Freddy: Says the one who believes bitch isn't a curse word.
Shadow Bonnie: ITS NOT! IT'S A FEMALE DOG!
Phantom Freddy: I'm done. XDDDDDD
-Phantom Freddy left the chat-
Nightmare : I can't deal with this retarded act anymore.
-Nightmare left the chat-
Golden Freddy: Yeah, your clearly a white person trapped inside a black body.
Shadow Bonnie: My body is black cause I'm a shadow.
Golden Freddy: Yeah, the shadow of a fucking white person.
Shadow Bonnie: You know what? Kill yourself.
Golden Freddy: Again? No thanks.
Shadow Bonnie: Wow, smart ass.
Golden Freddy: At least my ass is smart. ;3
Shadow Bonnie: (¬_¬)ﾉ
Golden Freddy: ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
Shadow Bonnie: （￣へ￣）
Golden Freddy: ┌|°з°|┘
Shadow Bonnie: (҂-̀_-́)
Golden Freddy: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Shadow Bonnie: （￣～￣;）
Golden Freddy: (•ᴗ•)❤
Shadow Bonnie:.............
Golden Freddy:................. Senpai?
Shadow Bonnie:....... Faggot....
-Shadow Bonnie left the chat-
Golden Freddy: ▬▬▬▬▬▬►🍀
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Short StoryShort FNAF text's which has some funny shit that you'd never expect from fnaf characters. Enjoy (~‾∇‾)~
