Starring: Bonnie, Springtrap, Goldie, Shadow Freddy, & Foxy.
Bonnie : Hey Guys!?
Springtrap: What!?
Goldie: This better be good.
Bonnie : I saw a dinosaur in the middle of the night. (T^T)
Goldie: Uhm, I don't think it was a dinosaur.
Bonnie: Then what could it have been?
Springtrap : It was probably foxy masturbating in the halls again.
Foxy: IT WAS NOT!
Bonnie: Well actually, that's a accurate answer. I could believe that.
Goldie: Me too.
Foxy: I DIDN'T DO THAT LAST NIGHT.
Spring trap : So you did it every other night then?
Foxy: NO
Bonnie: Whyyyyyy tf you lyinnnnnn
Foxy: SHUT THE FUCK UP BONNIE.
Springtrap: Wow, foxy. You sick motherfucker.
Goldie: It's muthafacka.
Springtrap: Oh, shut the hell up.
Foxy: At least I can do it better then you.
Springtrap: THEN WHO???!!!!
Foxy: YOU.
Springtrap: IS THAT A CHALLENGE MOTHERFUCKER.
Goldie:.......... Muthafacker.....
Springtrap: SHUT UP.
Bonnie: XD
Foxy: YEAH IT'S A FUCKING CHALLENGE.
Springtrap: YOUR ON, TINY DICK. IMMA WIN OBVIOUSLY!
Foxy: ALRIGHT, MEET ME IN THE HALLWAYS.
Springtrap:I'M ALREADY THERE FAGGOT!!!!!
Bonnie: Damnnnn.
Shadow Freddy : Uhm.... Guys?
Goldie : Wassup my dude.
Bonnie: Yeah?
Shadow Freddy : Why is Spring and Foxy masturbating outside of the night guards office?
Bonnie: Foxy challenged Spring to a competition.
Goldie: Yeah, and you know that motherfucker never bails from a challenge.
Shadow Freddy: Well. I think they need to stop now.
Goldie: Why?
Shadow Freddy: Just wait.....
Springtrap: Holy shit! Mike's big dumbass came storming out that damn office. XD
Bonnie: Did he kick your ass?
Springtrap: Fuck no. I kicked his ass.
Goldie: Tell us the real story please.
Springtrap: Well actually that motherfucker came out the office with a god damn machine gun so my ass was gone in a flash.
Bonnie: What happened to foxy?
Shadow Freddy: I poked his remains with a stick....... I think he is dead.
Goldie: Wow, really?
Springtrap: Yeah, all I remember was that dickhead being shot up.
Bonnie: Well it wasn't much of a loss anyway.
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Short StoryShort FNAF text's which has some funny shit that you'd never expect from fnaf characters. Enjoy (~‾∇‾)~