Starring: Springtrap, Golden Freddy, Freddy, & Bonnie
~Continued on version of Chapter 13~
Springtrap: Heyo hoes!
Bonnie: Top of da mornin to ya ladies!
Golden Freddy: Ladies?
Bonnie: Yep :D
Freddy: I gawt a vagina so its all good.
Golden Freddy:.......I knew my brother was a secret trans.....
Freddy: Suck my puuuuhhhh bitch!
Springtrap: Ew stahp.
Bonnie: Well hello there everyone, this is CFD newz here to show you markipliers secret son along with a child predator and a diabetic retard.
Freddy: ;-; im workin on mah diabetes.
Springtrap: CFD news?
Bonnie: Calling Fags Dinosaurs....Duh!
Springtrap: Well ok....
Golden Freddy: E-excuse me. b-But you're disrespecting a f- future AmEricAn Soldier..
Springtrap : Are you fucking autistic?
Golden Freddy:......Maybe......
Springtrap:............No wonder when your watching movies one eye is on the screen and the other is staring down.
Golden Freddy: Yeah, its starring at your penis
Springtrap: Da fawq!
Freddy: This is getting more gay every second.
Bonnie: Tell me about it Regina.
Freddy: oof *puts on black shades and sits on a toy barbie car* Get in losers we're going shopping.
Springtrap: Mom! Ragina's here! *runs into the barbie car and slides across the room* Woooooooooo!
Golden Freddy: Damn. Somebody needs to stop watching mean girls.
Springtrap:.....Dats mah favorite movie......
Freddy: I like Care Bears. :D
Bonnie:..........
Golden Freddy:.....Should I tell him?
Springtrap: Don't ruin his childhood.
Golden Freddy: Fine.
Bonnie: Freddy did chu know dat I love you?
Freddy: Yep. I love you too, Bonnie.
Springtrap: Goldie never says that to me....
Bonnie: *le gasp*
Golden Freddy: Wut?
Freddy: *sniffles* Go give your sugar plum princess a kiss and tell em that you love em.
Golden Freddy: Ew no. I'm not lovey dovey like that.
Bonnie: But spring always tells you how much he loves you tho.....
Freddy: Damn. That's so fucked up....
Springtrap:.......
Golden Freddy: Idc. I'm not gonna say I love you to him, he already knows it.
Bonnie: Does he?
Freddy: Iz it cause how da booty wor-
Bonnie: Freddy shushhhhh!
Freddy: Oof. Mah bad.
Golden Freddy: Whatever. Its not important.
Springtrap:.....I'm so unappreciated... Bye guys....
-Springtrap left the chat-
Bonnie: 😭 Baby come back!
Freddy: Excuse you?
Bonnie: U-Uhm, I meant. Doritooooo, come back from mexicooooo.
Freddy: You mean Hitler stay in Germany....
Bonnie: No. I meant muslims stay in seria so 9/11 doesn't occur again.
Freddy: You mean Donald Tru-
Golden Freddy: Stahp! You idiots!
Bonnie: Looks like someone needs ObamaCare.
Freddy: Or a new butt plug....
Golden Freddy: Fuck you both! You caused me to have no boyfriend anymore! I hope you assholes are proud!
-Goldie left the chat-
Freddy: Hmm, yeah. I feel good.
Bonnie: Its cause you just sat on some kid's hamster.
Freddy: Yeah, annnnnd. We won!
Bonnie: Won what?
Freddy: The trophy for who iz daa best couple in daa pizzeria.
Bonnie: Ohhhh. Yes!
???: Hold it!!!
Bonnie: Oh no....
Freddy: Please no....
??????: Yep
???: Its our turn now~
~Round 3. Coming soon~
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Short StoryShort FNAF text's which has some funny shit that you'd never expect from fnaf characters. Enjoy (~‾∇‾)~
