Starring: Springtrap, Golden Freddy, Freddy, Bonnie, and BB.
Bonnie: Guys!
Freddy: Yee?
Golden Freddy: What?
Bonnie: Someone broke into the pizzeria!
BB: Santa!? :D
Golden Freddy: Uhm, should I tell the kid?
BB: Tell me what?
Bonnie: Nothing! Goldie, shut up!
Golden Freddy: Oof. Fineeee.
Freddy: Omg, I saw santa! I think he brought mahhh present!
Golden Freddy: Should I tell him too?
Bonnie: Noooooo.
Freddy: ;-;
Golden Freddy: Let me guess, you want jelly beans?
Freddy: Nuuu.
Bonnie: Wow. Really? Then what?
Freddy: A rocket.
BB: I wanted a dinosaur toy!
Golden Freddy: A rocket.........Are you fucking 5?
Bonnie: wow....That's nice....
Freddy: Not a toy! An actual rocket!
Golden Freddy: Why would you want that?
Freddy: Cause....I wanna be an "ass"terrrrr"nuuuut"
Bonnie: You said it wrong. XD
Freddy: Idcccccccc
Springtrap: Ho. Ho. Ho. Motherfuckers.
Freddy: Santa!!!!
Springtrap: Eww wtf, you little fag. Looks like someone didn't ruin your childhood.
Freddy : what?
Bonnie: Nothing! Ignore him!
Golden Freddy: Let me guess, Spring. You're the one wearing the santa suit?
Springtrap: What? No.
Golden Freddy: Mhmmmm. Sure.
Springtrap : I'm not...I would've said so...
Golden Freddy: Well, then who the fuck is it then?
Freddy : Santa!
BB: Santa!
Bonnie: Markiplier!
Springtrap : A rapist!
Golden Freddy: Uhm...I doubt it's any of those....
Springtrap: Is anyone else at the pizzeria?
Golden Freddy: Nawww, its just us.
Bonnie: Someone broke in!?!
Golden Freddy: Maybe. Idk.
Freddy : I sacrifice Spring!
Springtrap: -_- Wow. Discrimination towards my skin color.
Bb: You mean rust green?
Springtrap: Nawwww. I izzzz purple. :D
Bonnie:.......
Freddy:.............
Golden Freddy: I sense aids.
Springtrap: Fine, fags. Ill go. Brb in 5 minutes.
YOU ARE READING
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Short StoryShort FNAF text's which has some funny shit that you'd never expect from fnaf characters. Enjoy (~‾∇‾)~
