Starring: Funtime Freddy & Bon Bon
Bon Bon: Hey mudafucka!
Funtime Freddy: Bon! I told you not to say that!
Bon Bon: I don't care!
Funtime Freddy: -_-
Bon Bon: Hey Fred!
Funtime Freddy: what?
Bon Bon: What's this? O=====3
Funtime Freddy: BON!
Bon Bon: Hehehehehehehe
Funtime Freddy: Stop acting stupid!
Bon Bon: At least im not a mudafucka!
Funtime Freddy: Stop saying that!
Bon Bon: Bite me bitch!
Funtime Freddy: ..........no
Bon Bon: WHY NOT!
Funtime Freddy: Cause you'd taste like shit!
Bon Bon: Bitch I taste like candy!
Funtime Freddy: THEN LET FREDDY BITE YOU!
Bon Bon: WHY!
Funtime Freddy: CAUSE HE LIKE JELLY BEANS!
Bon Bon: I DIDN'T SAY THAT I TASTED LIKE A FUCKING JELLY BEAN!
Funtime Freddy: YOU SAID CANDY
Bon Bon: BUT NOT THAT CANDY!
Funtime Freddy: ITS STILL A CANDY
Bon Bon: WHO CARES!
Funtime Freddy: THEN WHAT CANDY IS IT?!?
Bon Bon: A POPTART!
Funtime Freddy: ...........
Bon Bon: What
Funtime Freddy: THAT'S NOT CANDY YOU FUCKING RETARD!
Bon Bon: Watch your mouth!
Funtime Freddy: Excuse me!?
Bon Bon: Watch your damn mouth little boy!
Funtime Freddy: I AIN'T NO DAMN LITTLE BOY!
Bon Bon: Fine then.....Watch your mouth little girl!
Funtime Freddy: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!
Bon Bon: No, you said you weren't a boy.
Funtime Freddy: No! I said that I wasn't a little boy!
Bon Bon: ohh, so your a big boy~ ;)
Funtime Freddy: .....
Bon Bon: I see you....Growing up so fast.
Funtime Freddy: I'VE NEVER DONE STUFF LIKE THAT!
Bon Bon: Sure thing big boy~
Funtime Freddy: OMG!
Bon Bon: Don't deny it. ;3
Funtime Freddy: IM NOT DENYING ANYTHING.
Bon Bon: Sure. ;3
Funtime Freddy : God dammit, im done!
-Funtime Freddy is offline-
-Bon Bon switches to messages with Funtime Foxy-
Bon Bon: It worked! :p
Funtime Foxy: It did?
Bon Bon: Yep, I totally made him focus his attention about something odd~ And now he won't complain to me about stealing his phone and making a account for him on the dating website. :p
Funtime Foxy: Quick question.
Bon Bon: What?
Funtime Foxy: Does he even know about it?
Bon Bon: Uhhhh, no.
Funtime Foxy: You dumbass!
Bon Bon: What?
Funtime Foxy: He has a date tonight with someone!
Bon Bon: What!
Funtime Foxy: AND you changed his account to a females account!
Bon Bon: Uh oh!
Funtime Foxy: He is gonna kill you.
Bon Bon: Hehehehe, so who's the unlucky man that's gonna meet him?
Funtime Foxy: You don't wanna know.......
~Switch to Funtime Freddy~
Freddy: Bro!
Funtime Freddy: Yeah?
Freddy: I'm going on a blind date tonight!
Funtime Freddy: Congrats.
Freddy: Thanks! Do you think the chick will be hot!
Funtime Freddy: Idk, I thought you liked guys though.
Freddy: I'd prefer either.
Funtime Freddy: Ohh okay then.
Freddy: Omg, I found their location!
Funtime Freddy: Okay?
Freddy: I see them walking towards the park on the gps!
Funtime Freddy: Really cause im at the park.
Freddy: Maybe you'll see her!
Funtime Freddy: Possibly.
Freddy: She is sitting on a bench!
Funtime Freddy: So am I.......
Freddy: Alright im 5feet away. Imma just turn off the location tracer now.
Funtime Freddy: Okay 👍
Freddy: I see them!
Funtime Freddy: Me too!
Freddy: -_-
Funtime Freddy: -_-
Freddy: Let me guess, Bon Bon set you up?
Funtime Freddy: yep.....
Freddy: Great. Just great.
Funtime Freddy: So....wanna go on a date bro?
Freddy: Sure. Are you paying tonight?
Funtime Freddy: Depends on what the meal is.
Freddy: You already know ;)
Funtime Freddy: NOT MY VIRGINITY!
Freddy: ....What?
Funtime Freddy: Uh nothing.....
Freddy:......Okay then........
Funtime Freddy: So.....jelly beans?
Freddy:...Yeah...lets go.
Funtime Freddy: Mkay....
~Switch to Bon Bon~
Bon Bon: Poor Freddy. XD
YOU ARE READING
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Short StoryShort FNAF text's which has some funny shit that you'd never expect from fnaf characters. Enjoy (~‾∇‾)~
