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Just doing dis for ze lulz. You can ask any question, or give them a dare (they can be sexual :3). I will not be part of the conversation they have, I don't know it bugs me when people do that.

People you can ask/dare:

Slenderman

Jeff the Killer

Eyeless Jack

BEN Drowned

Sally

Clockwork

Ticci Toby

Masky

Hoodie

Dr.Smiley

Laughing Jack

Seedeater

Zalgo

Smile Dog

The Rake

BOB

The Puppeteer

Jane the Killer

Lost Silver

Glitchy Red

And anyone else if you want~ LenaLlama

Prologue:

Slender: Okay, so I was left a piece of paper with these instructions in my woods. So we will be asked questions or dares, and we must do/answer them.

Jane: Hopefully I'll be dared to kill Jeff....

Jeff: BITCH.

Slender: Oh yea, the instructions say to make sure no one kills each other either.

Jeff and Jane: WHAT? THAT'S BULLSHIT!........STOP COPYING ME.

EJ: *facemask*

Slender: Anyway, this mysterious author has given me a few questions/dares to start us off with. She says she chose people at random, and that she just used a random question generator.

Puppeteer: He/she is so formal.....

Jeff: Too formal, I wanna kill him or her.

BEN: Why is he/she a llama?

Slender: SILENCE. Now then, question for Hoodie. How many people have you kissed?

Hoodie: I.....uh.....um......errrr

Jeff: SPIT IT OUT.

Hoodie: No....one.....

BEN: Woooow.

Masky: BEN, you haven't kissed anyone either.

BEN: Yes I ha-

Masky: Your mom doesn't count.

Jeff: OOOOOH!!!!! BUUURN! Haha get it because-

Jane: We get it.....

BEN: Hmph -___-

Slender: Moving on, a dare for LJ. It says, Demonstrate your favorite sexual position with someone of your choosing.

Puppeteer: I take back what I said about he/she being formal 0_0

LJ: *perverted laughter*

Slender: This isn't going to end well......

EJ: I'm so glad I have no eyes.....

LJ: *looks at Dr.Smiley*

Dr.Smiley: OH HELL NO.

Ticci Toby: You gotta do it!

Dr.Smiley: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

LJ: My favorite position is doggy style *perverted grin*

Dr.Smiley: *looks at Zalgo* Is it too late to sell my soul to you...?

BOB: DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

Slender: OKAY WE'RE DONE NOW. Question for Lost Silver, what's the worst thing about not having limbs?

Lost Silver: Oh....well.....it's hard to pee I guess. And umm hugging people, and uhh

Clockwork: Wait, PEEING?! THAT'S HARD?!

Glitchy Red: Well you can't hold your-

Slender: NEXT QUESTION. For Jane, What sex toys have you used.....?

Jane: OKAY BYE EVERYONE!

~ask/dare away :3~

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