Slenderman: Masky, Hoodie? Are you two okay?
Masky: No....
Hoodie: *shudder*
Slenderman: belovedpotatoe said she was sorry.
Masky and Hoodie: *slowly peaks head out of closet*
Slenderman: oh get out. *drags them out with tentacles*
Slenderman: Hey Puppeteer guess what.
Puppeteer: *sigh* What.
Slenderman: You got a question.
Puppeteer: *le gasp* REALLY? OH MAH GAWD YES.
EJ: Looks like all that begging payed off.
Slenderman: We're saving it for last.
Puppeteer: Whatever. I still have a question.
Slenderman: Right. Belovedpotatoe addresses this to BEN: We should be business partners. Imagine how much we could get from selling one of slendy's suits......though we are still enimies.
BEN: Damn straight! But then again, Slendy's suit would go for a lot.....
Slenderman: Don't even think about it. Nonetheless she addresses this next message to Zalgo.
Zalgo: Oh no
Slenderman: How was your first lap dance........answer that question and I swear to god.
Zalgo: Well, to be honest-
Slenderman: DON'T
Zalgo: Slendy's a terrible dancer.
Jeff: OOOOH SNAP SON.
Slenderman: FUCK IT. NEXT QUESTION. SHE MET YOUR GIRL BROTHER LJ AND THAT MAKES FUCK ALL SENSE.
Glitchy Red: Holy shit.
Lost Silver: Wow.
Clockwork: That's the angriest I've ever seen him.
Ticci Toby: Ever.
EJ: I'm scared.
LJ: No that doesn't make sense.
EJ: *mask glare* Really.
LJ: What?
Slenderman: FUCK THIS SHIT. SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER. *storms off*
Glitchy Red: I'll take over this time. Since Lena has had no heart to remember I was in this.
Lost Silver and Clockwork: And me.
Bob, Rake, Seedeater, and Smile Dog: AND US LIKE WTH.
EJ: Hey they can talk in sync.
BEN: Guys we've literally torn the fourth wall apart. It's about to combust.
Glitchy Red: Whatever. Anyway, she says to EJ: If I were to sell Jeff's kidneys you wouldn't get them unless you bought then both.
EJ: Fuck. I forgot I have no money.....
Rake: Haha.
Glitchy Red: Oh shit. She dares Jeff to kiss Jane.
Jeff and Jane: WHAT.
Ticci Toby: Oh boy this'll take forever. I'll help. *pushes Jeff into Jane*
Le Jeff's lips: *kisses le Jane's lips*
Jeff and Jane: *glares at Toby*
Ticci Toby: Hehehe. No fighting remember!
Jeff: *grunt*
Jane: Shit.
Glitchy Red: Slendy. Get back here.
Slenderman: No.
Glitchy Red: Well just so you know, she wonders if you give anyone horse rides. If so you should give Sally one .
Slenderman: .......
Sally: I want a horse ride.
Ticci Toby: DO IT FOR SALLY.
Slenderman: FINE. *gives Sally a horse ride*
Sally: Yay!
Clockwork: My little demon can't be this cute.
Glitchy Red: I know. How ooc Lena.
BEN: WELL SHIT. THE FOURTH WALL BROKE.
Glitchy Red: Puppeteer. Your question has come. She says you seem pretty cool. She says you two should go on a killing spree and make scarves out if people's intestines.
Puppeteer: FUCKING GLADLY.
Glitchy Res: How precious. Anyway that's all-
Lost Silver: Wait Red. There's one more question.
Glitchy Red: Oh there is. It says she'll watch us while we sleep......
Magical Lena Voice: Does that include me ;A;
Rake: WHERE DOES THAT KEEP COMING FROM.
Seedeater: Zalgo what the fuck, are your mouths saying all this shit.
Zalgo: PFFT. No.
