Creepypasta ask Pt. 9

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Puppeteer: WE'RE BACK.

EJ: I can see Lena is as lazy as ever.

Dr.Smiley: Yeah she should update more.....

BEN: GUYS STOP ABUSING THE FOURTH WALL.

Slenderman: Anyway we have questions.....from sally1200: she asks if Jeff would date her.

Jeff: Woah, uh.....I haven't talked to you before. Plus I'm busy, got people to kill, families to ruin, I have no time for a partner.

Puppeteer: Amen.

EJ: Praise his holy name!

Slenderman: allissakillinsanity dares Seedeater to eat me then spit me back up on Jeff........

Jeff: *face distorts*

Seedeater: Eh, I don't see why not.

Slenderman: NO WAIT-

~a few screams, throw ups, towels, and cleaning supplies later~

Jeff: YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT. OH MY ZALGO I CAN'T BELIVE YOU.

Seedeater: Hmm, Slendy you were a bit salty. Like.....business suits and children.

Slenderman: that was so traumatizing. I......I need a minute...... *goes into sulking corner*

Puppeteer: I'll take it from here. EveryonesDuck ask-

EveryonesDuck: *jumps through window* BEN JUMP IN THE PUDDLE OUTSIDE >:3 *jumps away*

BEN: P-puddle? PUDDLE?! *screams and goes into sulking corner*

Dr.Smiley: Did they just.....

Puppeteer: Jump through the...

Jane: Window....?

LJ: Are there even windows in this room?

Puppeteer: Uh.....anyway. Jexix-Bloodsheder dares Laughing Jack to kiss her. She also asks if you wanna hang out and eat some candy.

LJ: Man, you people are very fast at this human "love". Though I can't say I won't kiss you. Just meet me outside after this ;)

Puppeteer: And finally Goldendarkness_ says she stole all our underwear.

Seedeater: haha suckers I don't need underwear

LJ: eh, I never wore it anyway.

EJ: What.

Jeff: You haven't been wearing underwear this whole time?

LJ: Nope. Underwear is for the unsexy.

Jane: You perverted bastard.

Puppeteer: Guys she took our underwear.

Clockwork: Oh yeah.

Masky: My undies.

Hoodie: Undies?

Ticci Toby: *strips down* TAKE THESE TOO.

Masky: WTF.

Puppeteer: GOODBYE.

~haha I'm so evil, haven't updated in a while =3= ~

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