Jeff: GUESS WHO'S NOT PSYCHOLOGICALLY SCARRED ANYMORE!
Slenderman: Yeah, yeah. Anyway we have one, well, a few questions and dares from belovedpotatoe. First one is for me to give Zalgo a lap dance.....?
BEN: PFFFFT. OH MY GOD. I'M DYING.
Slenderman: What is that?
BEN: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. *falls backwards laughing*
EJ: You basically dance sexually on someone's lap.
Slenderman and Zalgo: OH.
Slenderman: Hell no! I'm not doing something so lewd and unclean!
Jeff: DO IT.
Masky: THIS IS GROSS.
Hoodie: Agreed.
Ticci Toby: HE HAS TO DO IT.
Masky, Hoodie, and Slenderman: REALLY TOBY.
Ticci Toby: *pushes Slendy and Zalgo into a closet* I'll give you some privacy, while I take it from here! *locks door*
Now then, belovedpotatoe asks BEN if he's competitive. If so she wants to school him in a video game war.
BEN: Oh. OH. OH YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO?! HUH?! YOU WANNA GO?! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN, THEN BURN YO CORPSE.
Puppeteer: Wow. Rude.
BEN: WE WILL FIGHT. BRO. IMMA TEAR YOU TO SHREDS.
EJ: Is he ghetto now? Wtf.
BEN: MEET ME OUTSIDE. BY THAT DOOR. AFTER THIS. AND I WILL CREAM YOU. LIKE FUCKING. BUTTER.
Jeff: Jesus Christ. That's hardcore. Even for me....
Ticci Toby: Anyway.....JEFF.
Jeff: WHAT
Ticci Toby: She thinks you're hot.
Jeff: Why thank you. I am quite sexy.
Jane: PFFT. Wow.
Jeff: *glare*
Ticci Toby: *stands between them* YO ZALGO BUDDY. YOU CAN COME OUTTA THE CLOSET NOW *unlocks door*
Dr.Smiley: Pft. In more than one way
Slenderman: *psychologically tormented*
Masky: Shit. We broke him again.
Ticci Toby: Anyway. Zalgo. She's waiting under your bed.
Zalgo: What?
Ticci Toby: SHHHHH.
Zalgo: I don't even-
Ticci Toby: *puts finger up to Zalgo's mouth* SHHHHH. no more words....
Zalgo: O_O
Ticci Toby: ANYWAY. Masky and Hoodie you supposedly owe her $50.
Hoodie: For what.
Masky: We don't even have money.....
Hoodie: Yeah Slenderman doesn't pay us.
Masky: Wish he did.....
Ticci Toby: Quit complaining. She thinks I'm fine. like smexy fine. No one has to complain.
Masky and Hoodie: ..........
Ticci Toby: she also dares LJ to kiss one if his fangirls.
LJ: I already killed them all.
EJ: WTF.
Jeff: HOW?! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
LJ: I'll tell you guys later.
Puppeteer: I have no fangirls.....
Ticci Toby: Awww. Don't be sad Pupps.
Puppeteer: Pupps?
Ticci Toby: LASTLY.
Puppeteer: Wait you never-
Ticci Toby: *puts finger up to Puppeteer's mouth* no more words.....
Puppeteer: .......
Ticci Toby: LASTLY, Sally you cute little shit you. She says you are the awesomest creepypasta EVER, and you guys should hang out sometime and become besties.
Sally: Yay! We should totally! We can play with Charlie! And play hide and seek, and dollies! And, and, TEA PARTIES. YAY.
