Creepypasta ask pt 7

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Jeff, Puppeteer, and Dr. Smiley: *bursts through door covered in blood*

Jeff: MAN THT AWESOMEREGAN WAS A GOOD KILLER!

Puppeteer: Hell yeah! Did you see dem stabbing skills?!

Slenderman: You guys seem happy. Anyway question from lalaz01: she asks what we think about Flappy Bird.

BEN: OH MY JESUS DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT.....DEMON.

Glitchy Red: Fuck I hate him.

Puppeteer: Who?

EJ: Some bird in their game world....

BEN: BITCH IT AIN'T JUST SOME BIRD.

Glitchy Red: THAT SHIT'S EVIL.

Lost Silver: This is what they're talking about. *hands phone with Flappy Bird open*

Jeff: Lemme see. *starts playing and dies at first pipe* DA FUQ. *tries again and fails (x10 repeat)* THIS IS BULLFUCK. *throws phone*

EJ: *catches* it can't be that bad.

~5 minutes later~

EJ: *failed 100 times already* FUCK THIS.

Puppeteer: That looks hard.....

Lost Silver: He's the cousin none of the gaming creepypastas talk to.

Jeff: FOR SOME GOOD FUCKING REASONS.

EJ: How do you not get pissed by that thing?!

Lost Silver: I have no arms, so I can't play it. It looks frustrating though.

~2 hours later and everyone has played it~

Sally: *crying* THIS IS NOT FUN!

Zalgo: FUCKING BIRD. I WANNA BURN THAT LITTLE FUCKER.

BOB: *has no arms* I have no clue what you're complaining about.

Smile: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOOOOF (FUCKING SHITTY BIRD AHHHHHHH)

Toby: FUCKING FUCK BALLS

Clockwork: HOLY SHIT I NEED TO KILL.

Jane: *excessive screaming and cursing*

Seedeater: THIS IS HORSE SHIT.

Puppeteer: My fuck....

LJ: FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT BIRD.

Rake: NO FUCK IT I'M DONE.

Masky: GAAAAAAH *throws chair*

Hoodie: *mumbles loudly*

Slenderman: I think we all hate that little bird......

~end~

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