Slenderman: Oh great, we're doing this again.
Puppeteer: At least we got a break.
BEN: Only because Lena's a lazy shit.
Slenderman: Agreed. But nonetheless awesomeregan asks about my tumblr experience.
Masky: This should be exciting.
Slenderman: Well child there was this, I believe it's called hashtag, for thecreepypastatwerkteam.
Rake: The what.
Zalgo: What the living fuck is a twerk?
EJ: I think Jeff should demonstrate.
Jeff: Gladly.
EJ: WAIT I DIDN'T-
Jeff: *starts twerking*
Jane: MY EYES!!!!
BEN: HOLY FUCK.
Zalgo: OH MY FUCK WHY.
EJ: At least I can't see.........holy shit thank god.
Slenderman: Anyway, I also saw this thing called yaoi.
Jane: Yaoi?
Slenderman: Yes. AKA homosexuality fictionally forced upon us.
Jane: OH. *starts blushing thinking about it*
Jeff: Wait lemme see. *grabs my computer* ...............what the fu-AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH
(Etc.)
Puppeteer: I think we broke him.
Clockwork: *covers Sally's eyes* We shall not ruin this child.
Sally: What.
Slenderman: That's a good idea *grabs computer back* allissafreehugcreepy dares Laughing Jack to fill everyone except for Toby's with candy so they can't get out.
Dr.Smiley: Wait but we're all in the same ro-
LJ: *fills room they're in with candy*
Dr.Smiley: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THIS?!
EJ: Why does everything smell sweet now?
Jane: Because your name twin filled the room with candy.
EJ: How....?
Slenderman: Beats me. NeonSmiles13 asks Eyeless Jack if he had to share kidneys with anyone, who would it be and why?
EJ: Hm......most likely Seedeater. 'Cause we are cannibal bros.
Seedeater: Hell yeah.
BEN: What do kidney's taste like anyway?
EJ: WELL. THEY TASTE LIKE MOTHER FUCKING HEAVEN HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD AODMSNCKABDKQKFVNWN
Puppeteer: That was......
Dr.Smiley: Pleasantly out of character.
Yay. I updated this. Holy shit, sorry for the long wait.......and I'm not adding oc's or anything of that sorts. Maybe for one chapter, but no more. I'm just not comfortable with it. - Lena
