Creepypasta ask pt 11

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Slenderman: I can't take this anymore.
Puppeteer: We're gonna keep going. I STILL HAVEN'T GOT A QUESTION OR DARE. GUYS I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST GIVE ME A QUESTION OR DARE.
Jeff: Haha you don't have fangirls.
EJ: Bless him.
Slenderman: Right. Moving on since I have to do this, belovedpotatoe has a response to our last answers.
Masky: Oh boy. Can't wait.
Hoodie: Masky that was rude. We need to work on your people skills.
Masky: I stalk people, I think I have enough people skills.
Hoodie: Well so do I, and I still manage to be kind.
Masky: WE KILL PEOPLE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Hoodie: SO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T BE NICE.
Ticci Toby: Whoaa besties. Calm yo tits.
Dr.Smiley: No, let them continue. This is fun.
Jane: Agreed. Seeing them fight is so refreshing.
Slenderman: WAIT. As much as I'd loved to see these two people who are pretty much like brothers to each other fight, I'd have to refrain. No fighting remember?
Jeff: WOW. Even Mr.McHardass wanted to see that.
EJ: Ha. Mr.McHardass.
BEN: Can we just, listen to what potato woman has to say?
Slenderman: Thank you BEN. Ahem. Anyway she says: BEN you have no idea what you got yourself into, you wanna?! Then come at me bro.
BEN: Like I said, meet me outside. I will cream you. So. Fucking. Hard.
LJ: That didn't sound right
BEN: Oh Jesus Christ! Fucking peverted clown.
Slenderman: Right. Moving on, she says: Jeff, don't be so conceited, or I will tie you up to a tree and beat you with a stick until you pop. Then I will sell your remains on eBay.
Jeff: Damn. Vicious.
BEN: Man, that shit would sell fast. You should try it.
Jeff: WHAT?
EJ: OH. Can I have his kidneys?
Jeff: SERIOUSLY?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
EJ: Yeah. But kidneys are cool.
Jeff: Oh fuck you. Kidney living cannibal.
EJ: HEY. Don't judge me!
Slenderman: NO. FIGHTING. JESUS FUCK.
Ticci Toby: WTF. HE CURSED.
Jane: *gasp*
Clockwork: Damn.
Slenderman: Heh. Sorry. Anyway. She addresses this one to Masky and Hoodie: I want my money, if I don't get it, I will tie you up and give you some fangirls.
Jeff: OKAY THAT'S PLAIN OUT CRUEL.
Masky and Hoodie: *shriek* OKAY OKAY TAKE IT. *throws money at laptop*
Slenderman: I don't think it works like that.
Masky and Hoodie: *already hiding in a closet*
Ticci Toby: Stop breaking people!
Slenderman: Lastly Sally she says okay she'll play with you. And Toby she says you're fine but don't get a big head you sexy beast.....
Ticci Toby: Fine.....

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