Happy Helpline

Call #19

"Hey."

"Heyyyyy."

"Who is this?"

"The best thing that's ever happened to youuu."

"Where's Rose?"

"She uhh I think she umm I think she is in the bathroom."

"Okay can you hand the phone to her for me?"
Sounding like he's talking to a toddler.

"Umm yeah."
"..." murmures

"Hey sorry about that."

"Who was that?"

"My friend, she's going through a breakup and-"
"Don't tell him thaaat."

"She uhh she drinks."

"Is she okay?"

"No, she's getting better though."

"Maybe you should get her to talk to someone."

"Like Happy Helpline?"

"Well I mean that's cool too."

"Shameless promo."

"Well yes and no, she just needs someone to talk to."

"I can talk to her."

"Yeah but-"

"I always get her through these times, it's just been that way."

"Maybe she should talk to someone else."

"Why would you say that?"

"Rose, she needs help."

"You don't think I'm helping her?"

"..."

"I'm here for her."

"Well you're obviously not helping her that much."

"..."

"You can't even help yourself, you needed to call up a helpline."

"..."

"How are you helping her when you can't even help you."

"Fuck you."

"Rosalie, you- *hangs up*