Happy Helpline

Call #31

Rose,-

I thought her name was Vanessa.

What?

You're girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend yes.

You said in your voicemail that it was Sarah.

No I didn't.

Yes you did, I could listen to it again. I actually already did.

It's Vanessa I must have been out of it.

Enough to forget your girlfriend's name?

Ex-girlfriend, it happens.

No it doesn't.

Especially someone you dated for months.

A month.

Since when?

Since we dated.

So you stopped dating her last month?

Yes.

Hmm, I smell bullshit.

Well you do get paranoid.

What's her name again?

We already went through this.

I just forgot.

*starts laughing* You're unbelievable.

So.. when did you start dating?

I don't remember.

Really?

Yeah, what's with the interrogation?

Nothing..

Rose.

Bye.

Um bye?