Look, I have one friend and she won't say this to my face but she
probably thinks I'm an idiot for still talking to you.
...
I like you and it sucks because you do a lot of stupid shit.
...
If I did any of the crap back to you, you'd probably never speak to me and learn to forget my name.
...
Soo... You have any thoughts?
I like you too and you make me happy.
See, there it is again.
You say stuff like that and turn around and do something completely different.
What do you want me to say?
*deep sigh* Forget it.
*hangs up*
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Happy Helpline
Short Story"This is happy helpline, think happy thoughts." "No." "No what?" "No happy thoughts." ©2017 janaebello All rights reserved
