Random Spam// Ella

I'M LAUGHING I'M CRYING

IT FEELS LIKE I'M DYING

Okay so guess who was right?!

DAN AND PHIL ARE MOVING BITCHES

AH I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 8 HOURS

Shoutout to emohowell_ who's is sharing my pain.

BUT LIKE I'M SORRY.. NOW THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO COME OUT AS BEING TOGETHER.

THEY'VE BEEN "friends" FOR EIGHT YEARS, PHIL IS THIRTY YEARS OLD, DAN IS APPROACHING THIRTY THEY'RE SETTLING DOWN IN A BIGGER FLAT.

dan and phil will probably say that they're getting married and adopting a child and i don't think i'd be as happy as this because THEY BASICALLY CONFIRMED THEY'RE TOGETHER FOREVER THIS WILL BE THEIR THIRD HOUSE TOGeTHER

Me yesterday:Maybe Dan and Phil are together.they probably are. But maybe not. That's okay if they're not tho, as long as they're happy with their lives and staying hydrated.
Me today:Dan and Phil are literally married. They are the cutest most domestic couple ever. They're getting a house together and they're gonna live out their married dreams, get a dog, adopt 3 kids, and be the cutest gay dads that this world has ever seen. I am 100% sure of this. They are married and no one can tell me other wise

At this point, the new house will have one master bedroom for them to share for "fan service", as Dan likes to call it, and the other bedroom will be a kids nursery

I'm actually serious

But I'm also dead inside cause just imagine the content we are going to be getting for the next few weeks; designing the apartment, seeing the apartment, *cough* dog adoption *cough*.

AND PHIL IS NOT ON FIRE WILL BE IN A DIFFERENT SETTING

kill me now please

Btw if my moving theory is right does that mean they're getting married too?!

Singapore was like a honeymoon and the house is their wedding present.

Okay ah I'm crying again bye