Time Bomb [Tom Holland]

Call

"Val.."

"Tom? Hehe."

"What the hell? Are you drunk?"

"Psh. Whuuut?? No."

"You're totally drunk."

"I'M NOT DRUNK! Asshole."

"Where are you? Please at least tell me you're at home."

"Why would I be? Haha. There are LOTS of lights and music here."

"Lights? Mu— Oh my God are you in a bar? How did they even let you in?"

"I told you. I'm GOOD at stealth."

"At least tell me you're with someone."

"Oh. Yeah. I am. Hey! I think they hid Tom. I can't woah find them. "

"Just come home? Please? No. I'll pick you up. Ugh. Fuck. I'm shooting right now."

"No. A guy just sat next to me. He's cute."

"A guy? What th— Tom, you're up. I'll have Harrison pick you up."

"Holland, shut the fuck up asshole. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"Oh my god. Harrison!"

"Hey. Hey. Why are you wearing a onesie in a club? BECAUSE I WANT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF."

"What? I'm on the phone with Val and she's totally drunk. You need to get her quickly. She's arguing with a man right now."

"TOM I CAN STILL HERE YOU. I'M NOT GOING HOME YET MOTHERFUCKER."

"Just wait, Val."

"HAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY'RE FIGHTING WOAHHH"

"Haz is gonna pick you up. Wait for him, okay?"

"OHHH YEAH PUNCH HIS NASTY ASS WOOO"

"Oh god.."

— call dropped —

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will update again in a few hours so we can end this cringey drama

almost 500 reads im emo