Time Bomb [Tom Holland]

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POTTER
HI GUYS
ASSEMBLE!
NOW!

GRANGER
HAZ BABY HI

POTTER
OMG "BABY"
R U MY MOM OR MY GF

WEASLEY
GF????????

GRANGER
I'M YOUR MOM

POTTER
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!1!!1

WEASLEY
wow i am confused

GRANGER
I'M DEF NOT YOUR GF
I'M STILL CALLING U HAZ BABY BC I WANT TO

WEASLEY
WHAT ABT ME

POTTER
CAN I CALL YOU VAL BABY

GRANGER
SHUT UP THOMAS STANLEY
NO U CANNOT CALL ME VAL BABY BE ORIGINAL FUCKER

POTTER
I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK

WEASLEY
I SWEAR U LIKE HAZ MORE THAN ME

GRANGER
HOW'D U KNOW TOM

POTTER
U LIKE ME AWW

WEASLEY
I HATE Y'ALL

GRANGER
ew
i like u haz bc you're like my brother u know
like my younger brother

POTTER
YOU'RE LIKE MY SISTER TOO 💓

WEASLEY
and whERE DO I STAND IN YOUR LIFE??
AM I THE YOUNGEST BROTHER

GRANGER
well i haven't thought of u yet
give me time to think

WEASLEY
WHAT

POTTER
HAHAHAHA

WEASLEY
.
..
...
TIME'S UP WHAT AM I

GRANGER
hmm since you're so eager
u can be my dog since i don't have a dog

WEASLEY
A DOG REALLY

POTTER
why do you not have a dog

GRANGER
yes a dog
well haz baby
i don't think i can handle having a dog
yes they're adorable little shits
but i can barely take care of myself

WEASLEY
it's real fun to have a dog tho

POTTER
yeah

GRANGER
i know
i have toby's dog tho
she's almost like mine too
he brings her when he visit most of the time
so i don't really need one

POTTER
oh okay

GRANGER
yeah..

WEASLEY
bye for now val
haz and i are gonna work
😊😊

GRANGER
i bet y'all are just gonna do some homo
it's okay guys i support you 💕
bye

POTTER
oh my god val
whatever bye

WEASLEY
val god

GRANGER
nope just val guys

POTTER
touché
seen by granger and weasley

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my school year starts again tomorrow ;;;