lordvaldemort da fck is this? yOU KNOW I HATE MY PIZZA NOT IN TRIANGLES IN A BIG CIRCLE. IT LOOKS UGLY. I LOVE PIZZA BUT THIS IS UGLY. I DON'T WANNA PIZZA SHAPE SHAME BUT I HATE THIS. THERE AREN'T EVEN CUTS. TELL ME HOW THE FCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CUT THIS IN EVEN PROPORTION. I'D BE SO UPSET IF I CAN'T CUT THIS EVENLY. DO I FUCKING HOLD THE WHOLE THING AND JUST EAT IT? THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST FCK UP I'VE SEEN IN ALONG TIME. THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
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zendaya MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING
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tobypeters71 poor guy
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username THIS REMINDS ME IF THAT EPISODE FROM SAM AND CAT WHERE SAM GETS LOCKED UP WITH A RECTANGLE OR SQUARE PIZZA
username I think Val and I are long lost twins.
username i love how the photo is really sweet but when you read the caption it's just a rant about the pizza's shape
username i feel bad for the one who gave the pizza
username "pizza shape shame"
username hMM WHO GAVE THE PIZZA
username I THINK WE ALL KNOW IT'S ZENDAYA
username SMH NO MATTER WHAT SHAPE PIZZA IS PIZZA
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