Time Bomb [Tom Holland]

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(i think we all have watched tom's lip sync performance so)

lordvaldemort: so i decided to go back to shitposting even tho i get notifs now unlike months ago

lordvaldemort: so i am gonna live tweet lip sync battle so can y'all pretend i'm the typical local fangirl trash that i am (for zendaya)

lordvaldemort: anyway i miss shit posting like i literally tweet everything that comes up in my mind like shit i fucking miss that

lordvaldemort: and no one was like noticing them and i just mindlessly float invisibly on social medias like wtf

lordvaldemort: tURN UP MTV Y'ALL MY SHIP IS GONNA BE ON TV

username: okay but val is literally being me rn

lordvaldemort: SHIT IT IS STARTING

lordvaldemort: ZENDAYA SLAY MY EXISTENSE YES U LOOK SO GOOD zendaya

zendaya: THANKS VAL 💕

lordvaldemort: Tom Holland?? idk her

lordvaldemort: i love chrissy oml

lordvaldemort: oKAY QUEEN Z STARTING SHIT UP YES

lordvaldemort: zendaya can u date me like shit

zendaya: lordvaldemort i'm laughing so hard 😂😂

lordvaldemort: that was the best

lordvaldemort: ok it's that tom holland's turn now

lordvaldemort: whut lol this kid needed to change but it took only zendaya a headdress to slay

tomholland1996: lordvaldemort pls

lordvaldemort: hmm i think i fell asleep on that performance tomholland1996

lordvaldemort: they were shouting bc it was over

lordvaldemort: i totally feel for the audience for having to witness that awful perf

lordvaldemort: okay round 2 yES

lordvaldemort: it's zendaya's turn yes

lordvaldemort: 24k MAGIC FUCK YES

lordvaldemort: YE S MOM YES

lordvaldemort: can we talk abt how zendaya looks good even in those clothes

lordvaldemort: god zendaya can do eVERYTHING

lordvaldemort: YES QUEEN Z GIVE THAT POOR BOY SOME MONEY

lordvaldemort: no kidding that was so good i felt bad for not being talented like i can't dance for shit zendaya

zendaya: aww thanks baby girl 💕 tom's up next!! lordvaldemort

lordvaldemort: i don't know her

zendaya: it's worth watching i promise 😂

lordvaldemort: shit he's gonna trip isn't he

hazosterfield: i'm here for the finale of this live tweeting

lordvaldemort: gOD WTHA'S HAPLENJBG

lordvaldemort: did tom just cuss in his first tv show tHATS MY BOI

lordvaldemort: okay an umbrella

lordvaldemort: B O R I N G

username: sHIT

username: WHAT THE FCK JUST HAPPENED

username: TOM GOT EVERYONE SHOOKT

username: where are the val live tweets

username: i think val fainted or dropped her phone and it broke and she can't tweet

username: or she's just drooling like i am

username: fCK THOSE ARMS

username:

I FUCKING CANT

username: i cant believe that just happened

username: val totally fainted

tomholland1996: so what did you think? i thought you were live tweeting?

username: TOM WON!!

zendaya: 👏👏👏 tomholland1996

username: tom giving val a shout out i cant

username: "this one is for my friend who told me that zendaya was gonna beat my ass"

lordvaldemort: well.. shit tomholland1996

hazosterfield: this is gold

username: but honestly we were all val in this one

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this is one of my fav chapters
oh i just found the best songs for this story so i may make some changes in that messed up made-for-5mins playlist