The Book of Random

Chapter 5: I Wrote a Poem

I wrote a poem, and I called it

I Wrote a Poem by Melissa Murphy  

I freak myself out

Like a hurricane!

That makes no sense 

But it's okay 'cause I'm a fry

What does that mean?

I don't know, but you get mah point

IWell maybe you don't, but

Screw you in the back of an elevator.  

Try to beat this

Video game

You can't 'cause I'm a tripod

Sittin' all day

Like elephant jizz

I keep no secrets

And I dance like an escalator.  

You ain't got nothin' when compared to me

You're like a bracelet

In the winter

There's nothing you can do but cry

There's butterflies, all around you

And they're RAPING you

Did you hear what I said?

THEY'RE RAPING YOU.  

Tryin' to get

That jizz out of your hair

You can't 'cause it's running away

I'm not surprised

You're stanky like a crocodile

No wonder all the trees throw leaves at you!  

Holy cuntstain!

My face is on fire!

To bad emus never cry

That's right, they never cry

Actually I don't know

But I bet they don't

'Cause owls are way more bad-ass than eagles

DON'T DENY IT.    

Okay, so I wrote two versions of it, and that was the first. They're both really similar, and it might be a bit difficult to spot the differences, but they're there if you look hard enough, and I was just wondering which one you guys like best, so here's the second version:  

I Wrote a Poem by Melissa Murphy  

I wrote a poem

But it's weird, b

Ecause for som

E reason my key

Board keeps ent

Ering without me

Pressing the but

Ton, so it looks l

Ike it's really lon

G, but actually, i

T's quite short,

And anyway I did

N't realize it was a

Poem until I finish

Ed writing it.

Sandwich.    

So how'd you like them? Which one did you like more? Plzzzzz give me your feedback!