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danisnotonfire: *insert angry face*

AmazingPhil: aww, why are you so angry?

danisnotonfire: ALL THESE EXAMS ARE KILLING ME!!!

danisnotonfire: I SWEAR! IT'S ONLY SPRING!!!

AmazingPhil: I know...maybe they're trying to kill us!

danisnotonfire: Phil...

AmazingPhil: I know it sounds crazy but think about it!

AmazingPhil: they don't care if we pass, right? To them, we're just a bunch of idiotic children.

danisnotonfire: how optimistic.

AmazingPhil: but there's more!

danisnotonfire: go on.

AmazingPhil: what if...they're jealous?!

danisnotonfire: umm??

AmazingPhil: let me explain!

AmazingPhil: they're jealous of how open the banter is nowadays. people can talk about world events and share their opinions. they're jealous bc they couldn't do that when they were kids.

danisnotonfire: uh, that actually makes sense!

AmazingPhil: you know I'm not all looks!

danisnotonfire: oh, your all looks? I didn't know that.

AmazingPhil: *you're, and of course you would say that!

AmazingPhil: have you seen my hair?!

AmazingPhil: any hairstyle looks good on my head!

danisnotonfire: not a buzzcut...

AmazingPhil: how do YOU know, Daniel?! Huh?!

danisnotonfire: *raises white flag* Okay! Your hot, and I'm not!

AmazingPhil: Dan, how many times do I have to correct you? It's *you're* if you're trying to say 'you are.'

AmazingPhil: I never said you weren't hot...

danisnotonfire: my username's danisnotonfire for a reason...

AmazingPhil: oh, that's why?

AmazingPhil: I thought you were joking...

danisnotonfire: kinda joking...

danisnotonfire: I don't think I'm hot tho.

AmazingPhil: but you are!

danisnotonfire: thanks, but your compliments won't make me change my mind.

AmazingPhil: then what will?

danisnotonfire: idk...

Author's Note: I agree with Dan on so many levels (about the tests and not being hot.) I personally think Dan's a looker in real life. ;) Oh god, I'm cringy. Anyways, I'm back with normal updates since almost all my tests are over with. Woo-hoo! Only two more weeks of school! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! xx