Random Thoughts Of a Purple-Otaku-Duckeasel

Toes...

Okay. . .

So this may cause some raised eyebrows, but. . .

IS IT JUST ME OR ARE TOES WEIRD!?!

I mean I understand their purpose on our body is to keep us from falling over, but they are just so strange to me XD

I dunno about you guys but I my toes aren't like most ppls. Not that Im missing one or all of them are deformed... They just kinda look like lil pigs 😛 It's hard to explain but this is how my mom said it all went down.

So she was pregnant with and was just sitting on the bed reading a book (or something) when my dad walked in and started talking about how cute her toes are... Huh. So anyways, she laughs and then he just suddenly kisses her toes and she gets pissed cuz now she knows that her kid is gonna have the same lil toes that she has. And she was right 😑 Thanks dad.

Another body part that I find strange is the butt... Hehe... Butt. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I won't go any FARTher then that~ BUTT anyways-

BAI MAH KAWAII~PANDA BEARS!!!!!

This one is for the puns:

KNEE SLAPPERS *aggresively slaps elbow*