the best swordman in the world is a girl

the compitition

your pov

first game is arm wrestling. i smiled i can't wait to take you down zoro. he growled not if i do it first. up first is zoro and sanji luffy smiled.  sanji lost dazing at us girls. then chopper went against usopp, and being the coward usopp is he lost. then luffy went against nami and nami lost. then luffy went against me and he lost. then me and zoro went at it. his grip was easy then my grip tightened.

 then he tightened his. then his was going down then he pushed harder. i stood up and put pressure on my elbow and his eyes focused on my bouncing boobs.  then i took the advantage and slammed his hand down. i smiled at my victory.  ok the next compitition is darts. i smiled. we each got 10 darts.  i smiled this will be fun and then i went first since i won the last round. i shot 4 in the midle and 6 around it. zoro got 6 in the middle and 4 of them around that one. we glared at eachother. then luffy got it in the 3rd row. nami  just didn't watch where she was shooting and almost hit chopper. 

i got worried then on her last one she hit the very top one. i smile then chopper went and he got the bottom only. and usopp cheated so he got taken out to be the game anouncer. senji tried to look bad ass doing it but it didn't work he lost. zoro won that round so he went first the next. he smirked at me.  the next round is singing. dear god i frowned. i swear he sounded like gajeel from fairy tail with the same song called zoo be do bah. terrible i say. then i had to go and i got emberssased. sanji cheered me on so i went to sing. i took a deep breath and i began.

play song

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Oh oh oh oh ohh oh 

oh oh oh oh ohh oh

oh oh oh oh ohh oh

oh oh oh oh ohh oh

oh oh oh oh ohh oh 

Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

i stopped and zoro glared in defeat. i hopped down off the stage. then i smiled and looked at zoro.  he smiled. then chopper went  it was ok. then luffy went and it was a bit better than chopper. then sanji went and it was better than zoro but lower than chopper. then usopp read the last battle. a drinking compition.  everyone else backed out except for zoro and me. lets do this i smile. then sanji hands us the beer.  we chugg it up. by the20th round i was about to pass out and we only slurred our words. i am gunna stop and sleez ( im going to stop and sleep ). saeezzz (same). then we both got up and left to our room. i took of my bottoms and slept in my boxers, then i passed out on the floor. and i saw zoro go onto the bed.