09 - ❝moody ice cream addict❞

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"Hi."

"Well that's better
than yesterday."

"I was in a bad mood,
sorry."

"We all have those times.
Things better today?"

"I guess so."

"Are you ready to tell-"

"No."

"Fine."

"Why do you keep
calling me?"

"Because you are fun
to talk to? I don't really
know..."

"How am I fun to talk to.
I'm a moody ice cream
addict."

"Moody ice cream addicts
are the best to talk to."

"How many have you
talked to in your life?"

"Um, one?"

"Hmm."

"Hey, I'm smart. I know
what I'm talking about."

"Sure."

"What else do you like
besides ice cream?"

"Dogs."

"Do you have one?"

"No..."

"Aw you poor thing Strawberry."

"I don't have one;
I have three."

"..."

"Speechless?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"You have three dogs?"

"That's what I said."

"I want facts. About
the dogs."

"Okay. Trina is a Welsh Corgi.
Willow is a Cavapoo and
Melissa is a Yorkie."

"That's an interesting
mixture of dogs."

"Do you have dogs?"

"No."

"Poor you. You're
missing out."

"I don't have dogs,
I have a dog."

"..."

"I walked right into
that one didn't I."

"You did."

"Tell me about your dog."

"His name is Jax and he's
a Newfoundland. I got him
about three years ago."

"I'm jelly, I love
Newfoundland's."

"You're... jelly?"

"Yes, I'm jealous."

"Jealous. How much time
did it save you to say jelly
instead of jealous?"

"..."

"No comment?"

"You are really
frustrating. I'm going
to hang up now."

"Aw, why do you
always have to leave?"

"I have more important
things to do. Bye."

"Bye?"

"..."

"Yeah, bye I guess."

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