"Hi Caleb."
"Hey Strawberry. Ready for
some dirty jokes?"
"I guess..."
"Prepare yourself. I was up
half the night finding good
ones."
"Yikes."
"Alright, here's the first one.
What's the difference between
a tire and 365 used condoms?"
"... I don't know."
"One's a good year. The other's
a great year."
"Yeah, haha, funny."
"What's the difference between
a pregnant woman and a
lightbulb?"
"Um, I don't know."
"You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"I have one for you now."
"You do? Okay... I have a
feeling I might regret this,
but go ahead."
"What do you call the
useless piece of skin
on a, ahem, you know,
a... Well, you know,
you have one...?"
"Um..."
"The man."
"What did you just-
Strawberry, you're asking
for it!"
" ... "
"Strawberry?"
" ... "
"You wait until next
time Strawberry. You
just wait."
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Strawberry | book #1 ✓
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