32- ❝69❞

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"Hi Strawberry."

"Hi Caleb."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Why are we so awkward?!"

"It's... different."

"But a good different, right?"

"Yeah, it is."

"I was awake until four this
morning. It's kind of like a
dream to me. I never had a
boy like me, especially one who
never saw me. I just imagine
we'll meet and you'll change
your mind."

"You know I won't change
my mind Aimee. I lo- I um,
I like you too much for that."

"..."

"..."

"Tell me a joke."

"Okayyy. Let me think."

"How about this: what do
you call a party with 100
midgets?"

"A little get together."

"You just answered your
own question."

"I knew you wouldn't
guess it. You won't guess
this one either: what does
it mean when your
boyfriend is in your bed
gasping and calling your
name?"

"You di-"

"You didn't hold the pillow
down long enough."

"-dn't hold...."

"Wait, what?"

"I guessed it."

"How did you know..."

"My sister asked me that."

"Oh. Well, you won't get
the next one."

"Why do they call it pms?"

"Because mad cow disease
was already taken."

"Wha-? You won't get
this one."

"What's 72?"

"Uh, a number?"

"No. 69 with three
people watching."

"..."

"Well?"

"What does that mean?"

"You don't know what
69 means?"

"Nooo. Should I?"

"Well, I just thought
you would."

"What does it mean?"

"Um.. you know Strawberry...
I should probably go."

"Why? I want to know
what it means."

"Why don't you google it?"

"Bye, talktoyoutomorrow."

"..."

"He sounded... flustered."

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